05/25/2012 04:57 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Memorializin' the War on Women

On this Memorial Day Weekend, I wanted to see what kind of sin those liberal Americans were up to. And I wanted to hear a little more about that pesky War on Women. Is that really a thing? Or does it just sound good to say? I mean, ladies who work must not be findin' good husbands. Contraception, shmontraception. Must be a figment of people's imagination.