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04/24/2006 07:11 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Boo-Hoo, Whine, Whine -- Pain at the Pump

Forget Darfur. Forget New Orleans. Forget slaughter in Iraq and secret US torture prisons. Forget the fate of the whole damn planet. Our citizens are waking up to something that's worthy of their ire. Now they care. Now they are outraged.

Seems that high gas prices are interfering with the average American's life-style. Talk about injustice! Gosh, what suffering...

Relax folks. I don't know exactly how they will do it, but trust me. A few months before the elections of 2006 those prices are going to come back down, way down.

Then you can go back to sleep.