You may look at a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell and think, "Man, Das Racist made great music in 2008," but we look at it and think, "Man, what if we turned the Personal Pan Pizza and the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco into one heart-stopping bite of fast food?" So yeah, we did that:
I hit up my local Pizza Hut/Taco Bell and asked the employee behind the counter, "Can you put a taco in a pizza?"... a question that in retrospect sounds kinda creepy, but she was not fazed. She'd clearly been asked this before. "We can't," she replied. "Contamination." I asked what the heck that meant. "Contamination," she repeated. "Who are you -- Dustin Hoffman in the hit movie Outbreak?!!?!", I didn't shout, because I'm respectful and was worried she hadn't seen the film. But that didn't stop me from creating the GREATEST FAST FOOD INNOVATION OF ALL TIME when I got back to my table.
Get ready, friends -- you're about to do the food sex.
I scraped all the stuff from the inside of the taco supreme (taco meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese, sour cream) onto two slices of Pizza Hut. The pizza would act as my new taco shell.