12/05/2012 12:02 pm ET Updated Feb 04, 2013

Top 10 Ways Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Wants to Work With Latinos

After the results of the presidential election, even far right Republican Sherriff Joe Arpaio, famous for his bullish anti-immigrant stance, says that he wants to work with the Latino community. Here then are the:

Top 10 Ways Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio wants to work with Latinos:

10. Learn un pokito de espanol.

9. Deport you to Hawaii.

8. Lambada with Governor Jan Brewer.

7. Watch Modern Family with that purrty Sofia Vergara.

6. Salsa music in the Tent City Detention Center.

5. Name my Rottweiler Cesar Chavez.

4. Give my Nanny Thursdays off.

3. No deportation of orphans on Cinco De Mayo.

2. Once a week we'll stop a white guy and ask him for his papers.

1. Didn't you know "Arpaio" is a Latin last name?