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All of My Dieting Attempts Are Doomed
Writer & blogger, @wesjanisen
My first week aboard the Healthy Express goes relatively well. I go to the grocery store and eschew all delicious desserts and salty snacks, opting instead for celery and fat-free yogurt. In the cereal aisle, I put down the Fruit Loops and pick up the Fiber One.
How I Feel About Your Bathroom Scale
Co-host, 'Adam Carolla Show'; host, 'Alison Rosen Is Your New...
Instead of feeling relief, I was convinced the scale was broken, and not only was it broken today, it had probably been broken for years, and who knows how long this generous scale had been blowing smoke up my butt.
Eat Before the Clock Strikes Fast
Humor author of I Thought We Agreed to Pee in the Ocean
Let's say Eve really did just
to have an apple, like some obscure pregnant woman craving. I'd bet there was more than one apple tree in the entire Garden of Eden. How often have you visited an orchard boasting only a single tree?
Avoiding Holiday Weight Gain The Smart Way: Rationalization
Maggie Lamond Simone
National Award-winning Columnist; Author
If you eat between midnight and six, the calories don't count. They're still there somewhere, but your body just says, "Eh, we'll let this one go. We're too tired to count right now." Voila!
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