Comedy
“No matter how much my wife likes her Christmas gifts from me she will like the gift our dog ‘bought her’ more.”
“People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says ‘must be picked up, won’t walk’.”
"My cats are pretty cute and cuddly but if we were all the same size they'd eat me for dinner"
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"Didn’t realise you could ruin a cat’s entire day by giving him the wrong brand of cat food."
"what kills me about long haired dachshunds is that u can tell they want to be taken seriously"
"When my cat and I take a nap at the same time very close to each other that’s just parallel play 😌"
"studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you’re saying, and they feel it in their little heart"
"love it when my dog does a big yawn at 5pm, I just know he put in a long day at the good boy factory"
"If i was a girl cat and i saw a boy cat get the zoomies that would be such an ick"
"i wish there was another word for it but there isn’t. the cat is doing parkour"