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The funniest tweets from women this week
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Dec. 1-7)
By Hollis Miller
"Everyone please keep me in your thoughts, I’m about to enter the first date montage portion of my rom com."
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WELLNESS
16 Relatable Tweets We Don’t Need To Explain To Introverts
By Sarah Bourassa
Take heart, quiet types: Twitter has your back.
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HOME & LIVING
43 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Shopping At Costco
By Caroline Bologna
“I don’t see it as ‘Costco Free Samples.’ I see it as a free 17 course meal.”
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RELATIONSHIPS
28 Honest Tweets That Explain What Married Life Is Actually Like
By Kelsey Borresen
"It is impossible for my husband to drive by a gas station without announcing the price of gas."
The funniest parenting tweets this week
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PARENTING
The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Nov. 10-16)
By Hollis Miller
"Parenting is mainly just cleaning toothpaste off the bathroom sink."
Funniest tweets from women this week
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Nov. 10-16)
By Hollis Miller
"if you aren’t someone the church would’ve killed 400 years ago are you even living?"
Funny tweets from parents about the movie "Frozen."
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PARENTING
17 Tweets From Parents Whose Lives Have Been Taken Over By 'Frozen'
By Taylor Pittman
Winter is coming, but "Frozen" can be a kid's obsession year-round.
The 20 funniest tweets from women this week
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Nov. 3-9)
By Hollis Miller
"The only thing men bring to the table is the audacity"
The funniest parenting tweets this week
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PARENTING
The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Nov. 3-9)
By Hollis Miller
"Children’s laughter is beautiful unless you’ve already put them to bed."
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STYLE & BEAUTY
21 Funny Tweets About Acne That Are Way Too Relatable
By Julia Brucculieri
"Who invented pimples? We gotta talk."
The 20 funniest tweets from women this week.
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Oct. 20-26)
By Hollis Miller
"Make your own weighted blanket by sleeping under your laundry."
The funniest tweets from women this week.
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Oct. 13-19)
By Hollis Miller
"You ever feel like adulthood is just one long to-do list with nothing crossed off?"
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RELATIONSHIPS
25 Tweets That Paint An Accurate Picture Of Married Life
By Kelsey Borresen
"My wife has already mentally eaten half my fries before I’ve even ordered."
The funniest tweets from women this week.
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Oct. 6-12)
By Hollis Miller
"I just spent $175 to get a $35 bridesmaid dress tailored and I guess this is adulthood"
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PARENTING
The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Oct. 6-12)
By Hollis Miller
"If you like someone breathing 2 inches from your face while throwing a wrench in anything you're trying to accomplish, parenting might be for you"
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Sept. 29 - Oct. 5)
By Hollis Miller
"Coming to terms with the fact that I’m not 'outdoorsy'"
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RELATIONSHIPS
17 Tweets That Show How Date Night Changes After Marriage
By Kelsey Borresen
"My husband asked if I wanted to go on a date and then we laughed and laughed and went to Costco."
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PARENTS
45 Tweets That Break Down The Math Of Parenting
By Caroline Bologna
"Parenting is 10% knowing you would kill for your children and 90% suppressing the urge to kill them."
Twitter/@MyMomologue
PARENTING
The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 1-7)
By Taylor Pittman
"Parenthood’s like having jet lag that just never goes away."
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Aug. 25-31)
By Hollis Miller
"My Roomba is going in the acknowledgements of my next book."
Twitter/@jonnysun
TRAVEL
18 Highly Relatable Tweets For All The Overpackers Out There
By Taylor Pittman
We see you with those six pairs of shoes for that two-day trip.
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PARENTING
21 Tweets That Capture #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
By Caroline Bologna
"Wait. Why is this wet?"
Twitter/@DraggingFeeties
PARENTING
15 Funny Tweets About Breastfeeding That Are So Relatable
By Taylor Pittman
Because nursing can be rough.
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RELATIONSHIPS
34 Funny Tweets About Being An Aunt
By Caroline Bologna
"Just used 'baby Bjorn' as a verb. I think that, so far, I am very much succeeding at aunthood."
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STYLE & BEAUTY
17 Hilarious Tweets About The Struggle With Boob Sweat
By Julia Brucculieri
"Why is it called boob sweat and not humidititties??"
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RELATIONSHIPS
25 Tweets We Definitely Don't Need To Explain To Married People
By Kelsey Borresen
"Marriage is mostly standing at opposite sides of Target texting 'where are you' over and over."
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