FUNNY TWEETS

The funniest tweets from women this week.
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Oct. 6-12)
By Hollis Miller
"I just spent $175 to get a $35 bridesmaid dress tailored and I guess this is adulthood"
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PARENTING
The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Oct. 6-12)
By Hollis Miller
"If you like someone breathing 2 inches from your face while throwing a wrench in anything you're trying to accomplish, parenting might be for you"
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Sept. 29 - Oct. 5)
By Hollis Miller
"Coming to terms with the fact that I’m not 'outdoorsy'"
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RELATIONSHIPS
17 Tweets That Show How Date Night Changes After Marriage
By Kelsey Borresen
"My husband asked if I wanted to go on a date and then we laughed and laughed and went to Costco."
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PARENTS
45 Tweets That Break Down The Math Of Parenting
By Caroline Bologna
"Parenting is 10% knowing you would kill for your children and 90% suppressing the urge to kill them."
Twitter/@MyMomologue
PARENTING
The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 1-7)
By Taylor Pittman
"Parenthood’s like having jet lag that just never goes away."
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Aug. 25-31)
By Hollis Miller
"My Roomba is going in the acknowledgements of my next book."
Twitter/@jonnysun
TRAVEL
18 Highly Relatable Tweets For All The Overpackers Out There
By Taylor Pittman
We see you with those six pairs of shoes for that two-day trip.
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PARENTING
21 Tweets That Capture #ParentingIn5WordsOrLess
By Caroline Bologna
"Wait. Why is this wet?"
Twitter/@DraggingFeeties
PARENTING
15 Funny Tweets About Breastfeeding That Are So Relatable
By Taylor Pittman
Because nursing can be rough.
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RELATIONSHIPS
34 Funny Tweets About Being An Aunt
By Caroline Bologna
"Just used 'baby Bjorn' as a verb. I think that, so far, I am very much succeeding at aunthood."
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STYLE & BEAUTY
17 Hilarious Tweets About The Struggle With Boob Sweat
By Julia Brucculieri
"Why is it called boob sweat and not humidititties??"
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RELATIONSHIPS
25 Tweets We Definitely Don't Need To Explain To Married People
By Kelsey Borresen
"Marriage is mostly standing at opposite sides of Target texting 'where are you' over and over."
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WELLNESS
16 Honest Tweets About Life As An Introvert
By Sarah Bourassa
"The worst possible thing I can see on an uber drivers reviews is 'great conversation.' #introvertproblems"
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STYLE & BEAUTY
18 Hilarious Tweets About The Epic Battle Between Hair And Humidity
By Julia Brucculieri
"Can humidity just like NOT be a thing for a sec my hair needs a breather."
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PARENTING
The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (July 14-20)
By Hollis Miller
"Just saw my first Back to School TV ad. I recorded it to show the kids when they misbehave."
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WOMEN
The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (July 14-20)
By Hollis Miller
"My favorite part of the airline safety video is 'breathe normally'...OK SURE"
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COMEDY
30 Funny Tweets About Being A Kid vs. Being An Adult
By Caroline Bologna
"As a child — boys have cooties. As an adult — ALL people have cooties and should be avoided."
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WELLNESS
19 Tweets About Therapy That Are Way Too Relatable
By Lindsay Holmes
Sound familiar? 😂
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RELATIONSHIPS
30 Funny Tweets About Being An Only Child
By Caroline Bologna
"If you ever wonder what being an only child is like, just imagine third wheeling your parents every day."
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WELLNESS
16 Tweets About Being An Introvert That Are Undeniably True
By Sarah Bourassa
"As an introvert, I get more excited when someone invites me to an event than actually attending."
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PARENTING
The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (June 30-July 6)
By Hollis Miller
"Just told my kids we aren’t leaving the house until they clean up their messes, so I guess we’re hermits now."
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PARENTING
35 Hilarious Quotes About Fatherhood From Jim Gaffigan
By Caroline Bologna
“Ninety percent of parenting is hiding iPads from your children.”
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STYLE & BEAUTY
20 Tweets That Capture The Horrors Of Trying On Clothes In Fitting Rooms
By Julia Brucculieri
"I went to the mall to try on clothes, I left with nothing to wear and wishing I had never been born."
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PARENTING
The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (June 22-29)
By Hollis Miller
"Sorry I’m late, had to wait for my toddler to go through the 5 stages of grief putting on a pair of pants."
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MONEY
If You Always Blow Your Budget On Dumb Stuff, These 17 Tweets Are For You
By Casey Bond
The struggle is real.
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