Chipotle Stock Plunges Again After Sicknesses And Mice Sightings

Customers said they saw rodents fall from the ceiling at one location. 🙈
By Reuters

Chipotle Is Testing Queso In Hopes Of Winning Back Our Hearts

The chain is finally listening to its customers' requests.
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Too Many Americans Apparently Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows

No.
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Crafty Mexico Brewery Mocks Trump As Frowning Mariachi

The rear label declares that the President belongs "in a mad house, not the White House."
By Reuters

Former Mexican President Scorches Trump Over Taco Bowls

"Just eat a f**kin' taco."
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McDonald's Billboard Makes Stoner Joke, But Corporate Isn't Laughing

See it now before it's taken down.
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