MITT ROMNEY SECRET SERVICE CODENAME

POLITICS
Dear Mitt: Be Like Kobe, Not Optimus Prime
By Ben Zweifach, Contributor
Editor, Yale Law Journal
When asked to pick a Secret Service codename, Mitt Romney settled on an inanimate object: Javelin. Mitt's aides insisted the moniker referred to the '67 "Javelin" muscle-car. So... the esteemed candidate from the Automaton Party named himself after a machine. Bravo.
POLITICS
What Should Romney's Secret Service Codename Be?
By Mandy Jenkins