Mug Shots
The fury was sparked by garlic knots -- with cheese on them.
Where's the beef?
This was 9-1-Dumb!
You have to eat a lot of beer batter to have a .062 blood-alcohol level.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
The suspect was driving a red Ford SUV, not a clown car.
Where's the beef?
Who leaked this story?
He's been booked on numerous charges, but, surprisingly, no crimes against fashion.
It's a whopper of an allegation.
She wasn't supposed to drink for a year.