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I'm With Stupid: The Most Pathetic Phone Call You'll Ever Make
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For some reason, I always got a kick out of the notion of someone dialing 911 for himself or herself. The very idea seemed entirely ludicrous -- at least, it seemed ludicrous until I wound up in the dire straits in which I found myself Monday night.
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