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34 Hilariously Horrible Pick Up Lines GUARANTEED To Fail (NSFW)
Want to start the New Year off with a new romance? Great, but YourTango has compiled a list of pick up lines they suggest
30 Days of Online Dating: That Is So Not Ok, Cupid
OkCupid. Match's cheap little cousin. Free, actually, which means there are about zero barriers to entry. This should be interesting. I get my profile set up pretty quickly, stealing/or reworking both answers and pictures from other sites.
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Making New Mom Friends is Like Trying to Pick Up a Guy
Writer and blogger, Oh, Honestly!
She catches your eye across the playground. She has a cute haircut and is wearing those sandals you've been eying. The kid she's pushing in the swing appears to be about the same age and gender as the one you chase around on a daily basis. This woman is worth further inspection.
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These feeble ice breakers might be even worse than usual.
10 Thanksgivukkah Pick-Up Lines
Former TV News Anchor Gone Digital...
Due to the funky mathematics of the Hebrew and secular calendars, this holiday blend has never happened before, and won't happen again for some 77,000 years. Like true love, it appears Thanksgivukkah only comes around once in a lifetime.
Watch These Guys Try Magic Tricks As Pick-Up Lines
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Uh, My Eyes Are Up Here
The Cheesier The Pickup Line, The Better... Sometimes
How To Pick Up Girls At Whole Foods Like A Gentleman
Ryan Patrick Hooper
Is it a smooth move to blend up some light chit-chat at the smoothie counter? Does the produce section produce? Should you avoid those weird speed dating programs some Whole Foods host? Yes, of course. That's a dumb question. Let us be your personal shoppers of love today.
The Stages Of Getting Hit On At A Bar
Being a Weenie: Food for Thought on Peacock Theory
Author and humorist from Omaha, NE
As long as you have some semblance of a personality, the situation is yours to embrace and enjoy. Believe it or not, wearing a wiener suit doesn't automatically make women think that you've got a screw loose.
The Best Bruno Mars-Inspired Pick-Up Lines! (VIDEO)
Award-winning humor writer, blogger and viral content creator
When approached by a possible suitor, be sure to lure them over to the gardening section, as making initial contact around the nails, caulk and nipples is a bit too forward these days -- and the puns are entirely too obvious. You're screwed.
How You Doin: Mapping The World Through Pick up Lines
Journalist and budding francophone
I have heard some absolute doozies in cities all over the world and even if the surroundings are pretty, the words are not.
The Best Chemistry Pick-Up Line Ever?
10 Hilarious Pick-Up Lines From Bieber's 'Believe'
The Worst Pick Up Lines. Ever.
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Last Chance Love On A Friday Night
He of the sweater vest reached out and pulled the librarian close. It lasted perhaps four minutes, but that was four minutes of sheer, all-out bliss. Their bodies were pressed together, his hand on the bare part of her arm, and they looked, each of them, profoundly grateful.
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