Single Life

Take note, people on the prowl.
Why do we assume that being married is superior—even healthier—than being single?
"Relationship status: Puts down a plus one on a wedding invitation for the extra plate of food."
"My life is like a romcom except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes."
"I filled out a dating profile and all I'm compatible with is sleep."
"I do want a family but without the paperwork."
No one can stand in the way of your travel plans! But ugh, if only you had someone to split the cost of a hotel room.
"When I think I'm winking, I'm actually just blinking."
There's no such thing as a good first date.