"My husband is eating potato chips super loud so I guess we’re arguing now."
"I don’t need Pinterest school lunch ideas. I need 'Oh the bus is here' school lunch ideas."
The Grammy-winning singer left the internet divided after gushing over the controversial singer.
"Rule #27 of marriage is clear: Dessert that is mine is only mine; dessert that is his is also mine."
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"'Shows just kept coming on randomly one after another, it was wild!' -my child raised on Netflix, after visiting her grandma with cable."
"Welcome to your 40s, you pee now 'just in case.'"
"Please explain to me preteen boys and their fear of outerwear."
"My wife and I are currently on day three of a silent argument of who is going to clean the lasagna pan that's soaking next to the sink."
Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.
“When the doctor said ‘is that an earthquake?’ I still thought ... he was just trying to lighten the mood,” Justin Allen told HuffPost.