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07/09/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

New Terminator Movie Brings J.D. Salinger Out Of Hiding

CORNISH, NH—The reclusive author called Christian Bale "the most badass version of John Connor yet" and described the film's postapocalyptic war with the machines setting as "totally mind-blowing."

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