14ymedio, Yoani Sanchez, Havana, 1 September 2014 -- Today is Zero Day, the fateful date, the day the General Customs of the Republic enacts its new restrictions for non-commercial imports. The measure called to mind an old joke that circulated in the nineties and is still heard today. In this humorous story, a foreign journalist interviewed Fidel Castro and he listed all the obstacles we had faced. "The Cuban people have survived the collapse of transportation, the food crisis and power cuts," the delusional politician said proudly. The reporter interrupted him and asked: "And you haven't tried cyanide, Comandante?"
Nearly two decades have passed and they are still imposing limits and prohibitions incompatible with development and with life. As if in this social laboratory they want to test what they can do to get the guinea pigs -- which are us -- to keep breathing, clapping, accepting. The new experiment doesn't come in the form of a syringe, but through customs rules governing the luggage of every traveler. Measures that were taken without previously allowing commercial imports that favor the private sector. As if in the closed glass box in which we are trapped, they are cutting off the oxygen... and watching from the other side of the glass to see how much we can stand.
And you haven't tried cyanide, Comandante? echoed in my head while I read "The Green Book" with the new prices and limits applied to imports from electric razors to disposable diapers. We lab rats, however, have not remained calm and quiet, like so often in the past. People are complaining, and with good reason, that these restrictions are suffocating self-employed labor and the domestic economy. Everyone is upset. Those who receive parcels from abroad as well as those who don't, because some of those bouillon cubes or rheumatism creams end up reaching their hands through the black market or the solidarity of a friend.
It's not that we Cubans have a specific gene to accumulate things and -- out of pure neurosis -- throw stuff into our suitcases from toilet paper and toothpaste to lightbulbs. The reason is not an altered chromosome, but a system that has failed to maintain a stable and high-quality supply of almost any product... except canned ideology and the insipid porridge of the cult of personality. While the shelves of the stores are empty, or filled with the worse quality merchandise at stratospheric prices, we have to bring from outside what we don't have here. A law on commercial imports was not what we needed and the knife of customs restrictions falls very heavily upon us.
That the measures have come into force is still more evidence of the divorce between the Cuban ruling class and the people's reality. In their mansions there is no lack of resources, food, nor imported products! They, of course, have no need to bring them home in their luggage. To stock up they reach out to the Ministry of Foreign Commerce, to the official containers that arrive at our ports, and a network of transport that brings chlorine for their swimming pools and French cheese right to their doors. The customs rules do not affect them, because they don't pay excess luggage fees on their luxuries, which are not considered sundries, household items or food. They live outside the law and watch us locked behind the thick glass of the laboratory they've built for us.
Have you tried cyanide... General? Perhaps it would be faster and less painful.