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March 4, 2015

62 Takeaways From CPAC 2015, Ranked

Any time a thing happens in politics, the media has "Takeaways" about that thing. And whenever the media has a bunch of Takeaways, Eat The Press gathers all of those Takeaways in one place, so that you can sate your yawning hunger for Takeaways. This past weekend, the Beltway played host to the annual Conservative Political Action Conference, which, by Eat the Press' count, resulted in 62 hot, delicious Takeaways. Here is a definitive ranking of all of them.

Hillary Clinton Email Story Gets Much Stranger


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Cruz Defense.. Walker Story You Missed.. Graham's Sexist Shot.. Dems Hurt.. Clinton Hints Again



Obama: Offered No 'Viable Alternatives' To Iran Deal... Did Speech Do More Harm Than Good?

REPORT: NBC Shakeup Could Open The Door For Brian Williams' Return

Brian Williams Nbc

More Media
TV News' Diversity Problem.. PR KILLING Journalism.. First Look TELL-ALL.. 'SNL' ISIS Skit..

The Morning Email: Petraeus Takes Plea Deal

'Some Progress' Made On Nuclear Talks


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ISIS' Marriage Trap.. China's 'Inconvenient Truth'.. NFL Stars In Turkey!.. Manufacture Desire.. 6,000+

One Of America's Oldest Safety Nets Is Being Demolished

Industrial Worker

More Business
Obamacare v. Supreme Court.. World Bank Accused.. Kanye Slams Inequality..Forbes 500 Problem

Really, CNN?

Jon Stewart Jews
Comedy Central

More Comedy
Funny Texting Pranks.. John Oliver Rant.. SNL Cut This 'Fifty Shades' Sketch.. #WeaselPecker Meme

Student Debt Rebellion Gains Steam In Congress

Maxine Waters
Bill Clark via Getty Images

The Most Critical And Complex Battle With ISIS Yet

Anadolu Agency via Getty Images

Matt Yglesias: American Democracy Is Doomed

Washington Burning
Library of Congress

Mexican Drug Lord Captured

Cartel Zetas
YURI CORTEZ via Getty Images

Did He Lie To Congress? Bibi's Speech Fact-Checked

Win McNamee via Getty Images

What Prominent Israelis Thought Of Netanyahu's Speech

Marathon Bombing Trial Begins

Handout via Getty Images

Ben Carson: Being Gay Is 'Absolutely' A Choice


Alabama Supreme Court Blocks Same-Sex Marriages

Roy Moore Alabama
Matthew Cavanaugh via Getty Images

Nearly 1,000 Migrants Rescued Off Italy

FETHI NASRI via Getty Images

British Man Killed Fighting Against ISIS In Syria

Konstandinos Erik Scurfield

THE END: House Caves In Homeland Security Fight With Obama

House Funding Dhs
Chip Somodevilla via Getty Images

Dozens Feared Dead In Ukraine Coal Mine Explosion

Zasyadko Mine Explosion
JOHN MACDOUGALL via Getty Images

NFL Player Announces He's Donating His Brain To Science

Skull Brain Scan
BSIP via Getty Images

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Company Disses NCAA.. Durant Left Hanging.. 'I'll F**king Kill You'.. D-Rose's New Inspirational Video

Scott Walker Aims To Boost Anti-Abortion Cred

Scott Walker

Texas Shootings Kill 3 Young Boys In Just 4 Days

Texas Child Shootings
Family Photo

More Crime
Mommy Blogger.. 'Baby Boxes'.. Cop Arrested For Soliciting Women.. Kids In Cage.. Adderall Arrest

Target To Cut Thousands Of Jobs

Target Logo

More Business
Obamacare v. Supreme Court.. World Bank Accused.. Kanye Slams Inequality..Forbes 500 Problem

28 Countries Reportedly More Vulnerable To Ebola Than Liberia

Save The Children
CJ Clarke/Save the Children

Ferguson Police Department May Fold Due To DOJ Probe

Ferguson Police Line
JOSHUA LOTT via Getty Images

Feds: Cops Routinely Discriminate Against Black Residents

Police: Machete-Wielding Man Held Mom Hostage Over eBay Purchase

Aaron Perez
North Riverside Police

JetBlue Passenger Found Hiding In Cockpit

Jetblue Airlines

India Bans Film Featuring Interview With Delhi Gang Rape Convict

Mukesh Singh
Hindustan Times via Getty Images

'She Shouldn't Have Fought Back'

Trade Deal Already Hurting Democrats

Ron Wyden
Tom Williams via Getty Images

Hillary Clinton Hints Again At Presidential Run

Hillary Clinton
Justin Sullivan via Getty Images

West Virginia Gov Vetoes 20-Week Abortion Ban For 2nd Time

Earl Ray Tomblin

Details Emerge About Homeless Man Killed By LAPD

Lapd Shooting
Facebook/Anthony Blackburn

Oklahoma Moves Closer To Allowing Nitrogen Gas Executions

Oklahoma Capitol
Chris Pritchard via Getty Images

Gender Is Actually Very Relevant In Tech, Despite What Marissa Mayer Says

Marissa Mayer

Gay Rights Activist Made False Kidnap Claim

digicomphoto via Getty Images

More Gay Voices
Gay Men And Eating Disorders.. Texas Gets Things Wrong On Marriage.. Butch Lesbian Problems


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Ancient Lost City Discovered In Honduras Rainforest

Lost City
Dave Yoder/National Geographic

More Science
Smallest Form Of Life.. Long-Lost Fortress Found.. Hawking's Big Warning.. New View Of Deep Space

'Shahs of Sunset' Star Voices Support For Bibi: 'I'm Down For Bombing Iran'

HuffPost Live

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Nuns Explain True Meaning Of Chastity.. First Feminists In America.. Snooty Beers?.. Cyber Attack

This Satire About Race In America Is Seriously Funny

The Sellout

More Books
Elena Ferrante.. How Art Can Sharpen Your Mind.. Dr. Seuss.. Veronica Roth.. New J.K. Rowling

The Key To Cleaning A Cast Iron Skillet

Skillet Brownie
Victoria Pearson via Getty Images

More HuffPost Home
'House Of Cards' Sale.. Martha Says.. How To Clean Cast Iron.. DIY Avocados.. Tour JFK's Home

Women's Health Providers Prefer To Use IUDs For Their Own Birth Control

Jonathan Knowles via Getty Images

Would You Let A Dentist Give You Botox?

Peter Cade via Getty Images

More Healthy Living
Common Sleep Disorders.. Make Running Fun.. Sad Movies.. Best Part-Time Jobs.. Fear

Here's Why You Should Leave The City During A Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie Outbreak

More Weird
Kentucky Smells.. Weed In Sour Cream.. Unsurprising DWI Arrest.. Man Fails To Steal Plane

Canadians Are 'Spocking' Their Fivers And It's Totally Legal

Spock 5 Bill Canada

Katy Perry Is Now Selling Left Shark Onesies

Katy Perry Shark

More Style
Ms. Wintour Unplugged.. Neon Nails.. Say It Ain't Khlo, E!.. We <3 Milan Fashion Week.. Blackface Again!

This Is The Perfect Example Of Mom, Interrupted

Toddler Interrupts

More Parents
Funny Tweets.. 8 Ways To Have An Informed Birth.. #Brelfies.. Glorious Vintage Photos.. No More Elsa

A Memo To The Men Who Told Me Not To Eat

altrendo images via Getty Images

More Women
Classic Feminist Flicks.. Eating Disorder Myths.. What Comic Book Heroines SHOULD Look Like..

5 Easy Ways To Stop Wasting Money At The Grocery Store

Woman Grocery Store Jeans
kzenon via Getty Images

More OWN
Liz Taylor's Topless Pics.. Crazy Easy Dinners.. Hoda's Fashion Confession.. Healthy Pancake Recipe

Been Married A Long Time? Here's How To Reclaim The Passion

Couples Sleeping
gmast3r via Getty Images

More Fifty
Warren Buffett's Secret To Long Life.. How To Retire Abroad.. Top Sex Toys.. Judi Dench.. Melanie Griffith

Uber Rides Don't Get Any More Awkward Than This


More Divorce
I Had An Affair.. Boston Marathon Couple Divorce.. Don't Say This On Date.. Doctors' Divorce Rate

Olive Garden Wants To Give You An Extra Meal For Free

Olive Garden
Facebook/Olive Garden

More Taste
20 Most Popular Beers.. America's Original Speakeasies.. Free Cone Day.. Best Babkas.. Pound Cakes

Bill Gates: Studying Dinosaurs Can Help Us Save More Kids' Lives


More Impact
Dinosaurs Could Save Kids.. 5-Star Shelter Meals.. Restaurant Hires Convicts.. Harry's Big Plans

Watch These Sisters Totally Nail '1989' Medley

Abby And Audrey Vy

More Teen
Fan Renames Herself After Fifth Harmony Singer.. YouTube Stars Give Advice.. Twerk-Tastic Promposal

5 Ways Sleep Deprivation Affects Your Diet

Tired And Eating
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Kelly Clarkson Clarifies Her Thoughts On The Word 'Feminist'

Kelly Clarkson
Jo Hale via Getty Images

More Entertainment
True Crime Docs.. 'Community' Is Back.. JT & Jess.. Swift Love.. Britney Trouble.. JGL Snowden..

Study On Average Penis Size Redefines 'Normal'

Average Penis Length
RapidEye via Getty Images

Basketball Player Comforts Child Spectator After Court Brawl

Spain Basketball Brawl
ACB / YouTube

Curt Schilling Gets Twitter Troll Who Terrorized His Daughter Fired

Curt Schilling

Jimmy Kimmel Fires Back Over Vaccination Mean Tweets


Mt. Everest Is Covered In Human Poop, And That's a Problem

Everest Summit
JTB Photo via Getty Images

About This Photo Of A Baby Weasel Flying On A Woodpecker...

Woodpecker Weasel
Martin Le-May

More Green
Koch Brothers.. Pollution Fight.. Doggie Duo.. Eiffel Tower.. Chris Christie Deal.. Arctic Oil.. Flying Animal

Baby Tortoises Born On Galapagos For The First Time In A Century

Pinzon Tortoise

The Epic Battle Of Dogs vs. Imaginary Doors

Dogs Vs Imaginary Doors

More Good News
NYPD Honors Girl.. Tiny Home, Giant Journey.. Final Salute For K-9.. Deputies Save Boy's Birthday

A Simple Exercise That Can Help You Be Happier In 4 Days

Woman Happier
Ezra Bailey via Getty Images

America Ferrera Takes Hollywood's Lack Of Diversity ‘Extremely Personally'

America Ferrera
Andy Kropa /Invision/AP

More Latino Voices
Police Killings Of Latinos.. A Brief Oscar History.. Sean Penn Fail And How Iñárritu's Response

4-Year-Old With Terminal Cancer FaceTimes With Taylor Swift

Jalene Salinas

More Celebrity
Carrie's Cute Baby.. OOPS, Brit!.. Kim K's Piano Lessons.. Hi There, DJ Jon.. Gaga's Love Advice