<i>The Onion:</i> Karl Rove Behind Recent Leak Revealing Santa Claus As "Your Mommy And Daddy"...

Karl Rove Behind Recent Leak Revealing Santa Claus As "Your Mommy And Daddy"...

The recent leak revealing Santa Claus to be "your mommy and daddy" has been linked to President Bush's senior political adviser and deputy chief of staff Karl Rove.

"If this devastating leak, which severely undermines the security of children everywhere and has compromised parent-child relations, came from the highest levels of the White House, that is an outrage," said former Bush counterterrorism adviser and outspoken Bush Administration critic Richard Clarke.

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