Totally Bonkers Lede of the Week.

The winner is...the East Texas Review, who begin their article, "Reverend Moon: the man, mission and movement," thusly:

"Is there a greater icon for people of color than Reverend Sun Myung Moon?"

Fantastic. Also, we love the image that accompanies the article. It's like a Lolcat from another planet.

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Reverend Moon: the man, mission and movement [East Texas Review]