Please move away from the TV.

Not even funny. What is funny about any of this???

Dumb question to parents: WTF is your 4-year-old doing wandering around in the end zone during the game?

So I guess that CNN is trying to dumb down to the FOX News level??

In the clip with the 4-year old, it's worth noting that receiver George Hill deserves some kudos.

He drops the ball to cradle -- and shield --the kid.

The kid's forehead cut appears to have been caused by Hill's helmet on the initial impact, but Hill's quick instincts not only save the kid from getting crushed against the wall, but Hill himself ends up head-butting the wall rather than reaching out and UN-cradling the kid.

Kudos to Mr. Hill.

-- Professional Engineer with a hobby in forensics.

WAKE UP AMERICA! This was an INSIDE JOB. You cannot see the football player hit the cheerleader, so it must not have happened. Obviously, any football player hitting a cheerleader would result in immediate death, broken limbs, or unconsciousness but this did not happen. Notice how the cheerleader has no bruises? This was obviously done by a super secret energy weapon. Notice the unmessed hair... the unripped sweater... this simply does not make sense. It is not logical... it must be a conspiracy!!

And this is news! What a shame!

The 4 year old was okay, and the cheerleader thought it was funny enough that she talked to the cameras and laughed about it. Go back to bed America.

1,2,3,4 Who are we for? Oh shit!

A "gripping" report? Are you f-ing kidding me?

Sad to see this makes the front page of HuffPo.

I don't get why this stuff is on Huffpo. On CNN or Fox maybe, but why here? Are we going for the Big Tent?

While all of you are having a good time watching this, people elsewhere are starving for videos of cheerleaders getting slammed to the ground. Think of all those in Dar-For who don't even know what football is and why it's so funny to watch cheerleaders being injured.

When I was taking graphic arts in school forever ago, the football coach kept coming by and asking me to make these ridiculously elaborate banners. After a few weeks of this, I found out that the banners I made were getting trashed in exactly this manner (with the team running through them). I took exception to this use of my skills, and made the next "banner" out of near-indestructable vellum paper. Apparently, the big, burly quarterback couldn't break through, and the charging horde of fellow players following piled up on him, creating a massive pile of "turtled" varsity players with cheerleaders collapsing on top.

I just wish THAT had been filmed and shown on national television. For me, this is the next-best thing. :)

I couldn't see the tackle very clearly with this video; therefore, it's not as amusing as it could be. Honestly, I would much prefer to see the Oregon duck beat her up.

Aparently "America's Funniest Home Videos" has taught us all that seeing other people get hurt is "funny".

Where do we go from here? Where are my "hilarious" Abu Ghraib photos?