Perfected: The Ann Coulter Song (And The Barely Political Business Model)

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2007-11-01-Perfected.JPGAnother one from Team Barely Political — not Team Obama Girl, as we've called them in the past, because this time there's nary a glistening bikini-clad body to be found. The latest politically-themed-spoof- song-and-comic-video released by the upstart outfit — which burst onto the scene last June with "I've Got A Crush On Obama" featuring the nubile and lovely Obama Girl, and followed up with outings like the pillowfighting-in-hotpants saga of Giuliani Girl and the supporting- the-troops-in-hotpants "I Like A Boy" — moves away from the hotpants model by showcasing the one constant in all the songs: Singer/songwriter Leah Kaufmann, who steps out from behind the mike to get in front of the camera, for the first time. Watch the video here:


As you can see, other than a brief cameo (presumably for branding purposes) Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger, does not feature at all in this video — here, they're going for the Kaufman-as-roaming-troubador look, focusing on her musicianship and the content of the song — and the skewering of its target — rather than her booty (though, full disclosure, we've met Kaufman and the booty is very nice). The song itself definitely follows the Barely Political template of sardonic punchlines ("She's got the hottest Adam's apple at the Republican conventions") and pop-culture observations ("Wanna come over later and watch "Seinfeld" together?" with a picture of Michael Richards), but it's got a specific target this time, and good-natured spoofery with zingers is ratcheted up with some sharper twists of the knife — the most effective of which is letting Coulter be Coulter in the form of voice-overs and spliced-in footage mixed into the song. It's incredibly effective to build up through Coulter's various verbal affronts to decency right up to what remains her piece de resistance, her sliming of 9/11 widows, leading into Kaufman's final breathy "Just like Ann Coulter.." as the guitar strums and fades out. Also, like the other songs, it's good — catchy and listenable and capable of standing alone without the video. (As we have admitted in the past, we genuinely like the music and have all the songs in our iTunes, including the original non-political "Box In A Box" which started this whole thing off.)

With this song, a few notes on Barely Political: We noted earlier that it was no longer the "Crush On Obama" one-hit wonder — now they have five solid songs to their credit (Box, Crush, Giuliani, Boy, and Coulter) plus a few fun spoof videos, including their mock-campaign ad featuring the Romney Girls (we've met 'em too — smiley blonde triplets in matching sequined dresses. A trip). While they definitely have a template for their stuff — the booty, the quick-cut videos, the catchy hooks — this video shows that they are confident enough in the quality of their content, and their brand, to let the work stand on its own without dressing it up in Amber's nubile hotness. (This, it should be noted, is not meant to go all "The Truth About Cats and Dogs"* on the Amber-Leah dichotomy; Leah has more than enough stand-alone hotness for anyone to confidently feature her in a video, and Amber has proven herself to be far more than a pretty face and body via her likeability on the media circuit (particularly affecting on CNN to promote "I Like A Boy," where she spoke of her own father's military experience). It's not about "the pretty one" and "the talented one" — luckily for Barely Political, they built a team where all the players bring it to the table in order to create the final product. So that's gotta go on the record.) Ironically, as the campaign heats up and hunger for anything presidential-candidate-related shifts into overdrive, Barely Political is branching out (extending the brand, if you will) into a broader level of commentary that will set it up for longevity beyond November 2008.

Fave line, incidentally: "Finally my nose grew into my face." Leah, we think your nose looks perfected just the way it is.

*Janine Garolfalo in that movie: NOT HOMELY.

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I swear I hear more about Coulter on blogs like this than anywhere else. She's an attention starved facist media whore. Ignore her and she will go away.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:35 AM on 11/04/2007

If perfected Jews are Christians, perfected Christians are Atheists

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:01 PM on 11/03/2007
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Ann Coulter needs to pray that there's no such deity as Jesus Christ; "chalk the coals; we'll roast her well."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:03 PM on 11/03/2007

We can only be thankful that Coulter like Rush Limbaugh has, evidently, selected herself out of the gene pool.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:53 PM on 11/02/2007
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Gosh, that's some really nice, safe, Leno-ready comedy there.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:59 AM on 11/02/2007

This woman gets far too much attention from the left. We should focus on the ENABLERS of these hate mongers. For starters, The Big Idea incident was a taped interview. CNBC and the Jewish host made a deliberate decision to air that trashy diatribe.

Coulter is a creation of and for the media. She spews her venom, not out of conviction or to further any particular cause, but to make money for hersself and to increase market share for media programs. Her success is manufatured in the same way as with Britney and Paris.

Scoundrels like Coulter, O'Reilly, Imus, etc. will predictably spew their venom in whatever forum provided. It is time to highlight the enablers--those companies and people who sponsor such reprehensible behavior.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:30 AM on 11/02/2007
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Christian priests attacked in M'rashtra
Wednesday, May 09,2007
PUNE: Two Christian priests from Ichalkaranji in Maharashtra's Kolapur district were severely beaten up on Monday, allegedly by Bajrang Dal and VHP activists, and later paraded through the streets.

The activists alleged that priests from Karnataka were engaged in converting seven Hindus to Christianity. The incident took place in Shahpur locality of the town when the activists of Hindu outfits reached the spot, where the priests were allegedly performing religious rites to convert people, Resident Deputy Collector Milind Pathak told PTI over phone.

The priests " Ajit Billawi and Ramesh Kagargole " of the Frank Missionary Prayer Board were dragged to the local police station after they were beaten up in public.

They were detained by the police after activists lodged a complaint against them alleging that they were converting Hindus under coersion.

Sukhwinder Singh, Kolapur's SP, said a complaint was registered against the people who were involved in the attack on the two priests. Mr. Singh said investigations were on to identify the attackers, who were local residents, as also the activists.




    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:54 AM on 11/02/2007
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Make this "raunchy skag" (or "Rush in drag") go away.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:13 AM on 11/02/2007
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not crazy about the video but it did get me wondering as to how ann coulter could be perfected. is there a top ten list out there of ways to improve if not perfect her?
BTW are there any voluptuous lipped Republican women? they all seem so thin lipped like Ann or that woman married to James Carville. They have that tight assed look that drives men wild.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:49 AM on 11/02/2007

Certainly a nice review of it... but don't you think it's a bit late?

Garling Gauge came out with this on the 26th.

http://garlinggauge.com/2007/10/26/ode-to-perfected-jew-ann-coulter/

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:35 PM on 11/01/2007

Actually the song sucks and is a good example of how bad we liberals are at producing media spots compared to the take-no-prisoners right.
All the personal attacks on Ann show how we are deeply afraid of her. That scares me.
Perhaps we should be afraid, but we should also learn how to fight. I am going to risk using an Israeli example. The Jews finally learned how to fight, even if it did take the destruction of millions to make Jews learn how. Now that our American civil liberties are being flushed down the toilet and the right stands ready to successfully swift boat any candidate we put up next year, why don't we learn how to fight?
It is not too late. But please, no more pathetic posts about Ann's sexuality. That just gives the right something more to laugh about while they run the steam roller over us. No more fifth rate radio talk stations, no more self destructive candidates, no more victim-like cries against mean old Ann. We need to learn how to fight or there will be a new word for Ann Coulter in a year or two, and that word, sadly, will be "moderate".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:58 PM on 11/01/2007
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I saw this video a few days ago--it's hilarious and a great response to the bilge spewed by Coultergeist. Incidentally, I'd like to know when the Phelps clan is going to start picketing Coulter's public appearances. After all, she has been spotted dining at a restaurant owned by and patronized by gay people! Oh, the horror!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:55 PM on 11/01/2007

Ann Coulter is certainly not the most despicable person on the planet, or even, most likely, on the block. She IS one of the most despicable people to be regularly seen on major news shows and such and why is that? And why is an asshole like GW president?
Jesus, people, get a fucking clue. WE, as Americans, allow this shit to go on every day, TAKE SOME RESPONSIBILITY PEOPLE, LEFT AND RIGHT. She is a product of a dysfunctional society. Can anyone out there over 50 years old imagine this much lunacy on the national stage in the 60's or 70's? Of course not. (No, Walter Cronkite doesn't qualify, righty, ha ha smarty pants.)
Can we all stop worshipping at the money altar and fucking grow up?
Thank you.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:24 PM on 11/01/2007

Once or twice a week Ms Huffington rings the Coulter bell and all of Pavlov's dogs start drooling and snarling.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:16 PM on 11/01/2007
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At first, I thought we should stop talking about this succubus. Then, I saw Fred Phelps on CNN this morning babbling his brand of hate and realized this is exactly what America needs to see: blind hate exposed for all to see.

Dear Andy Coulter: hoist yourself on your own petard and then shut the fuck up.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:54 PM on 11/01/2007
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