Talking Jesus Doll Sells Out Faster Than Most Christian Televangelists

236.com:

Wal-Mart has sold out of its Talking Jesus Messenger of Faith doll, a spiritual action hero that spouts classic Jesus-isms like, "Love others as much as you love yourself," and "I am Jesus. I am the son of God." Says a spokesman for the manufacturer, "We feel blessed that the toys are now in the hands of thousands of children, teaching them the word of God."

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Comments

[jerrypenguin]

This is so unfair. Wal-Mart pushes the Jesus action figure. Then, due to Christian pressure, Wal-Mart pulls the saucy pink panties. When will the proponents of saucy pink panties mobilize? Is the Jesus action figure compatible with saucy pink panties?

[IMPRISONBUSH]

WELL LOOKS LIKE " GOD" CAN BE SOLD JUST LIKE
" CONDOMS " ON TV NOW.
ANY THIMNG TO KET THE LAST DOLLAR OUT OF PEOPLE.

[marko77]

Let's hope these dolls haven't been coated with toxic paint like other Chinese products.

[blytzd]

I have the ultra rare gold chase figure for sale. Only 100 made. $129.99 plus shipping;)

[Beaux510]

Interesting, no name author? Who are you scared of, the Buddhists, Mormons...?

Very interesting.

Pussy.

[NotGuilty]

Does it sound like George Bush and talk about OBGYNs screwing their patients?

[rh654]

Hopefully any paint used doesn't have lead in it - that just wouldn't look good for Jesus to be recalled because he is posioning kids...

[SouthHouse]

Hi Folks--

I'm just curious:

First question. How does the manufacture and sale of a Jesus Action Hero Doll help Jews and Christians to obey the 1st, and 2nd Commandments?
- Have no other gods before me;
- Make no graven images and worship them;

2nd Question. Were the folks who produced these dolls paid enough so that they can enjoy Christmas comfortably themselves?

3rd Question. How many days between Christmas and New Year's will they be given a paid holiday or vacation day off?

Just curious.

[leftbehind2000]

Talking Jesus with the Kung Fu Grip.

I asked for the Jesus playset with the "Moneychangers in the Temple" scenario.

Kung Fu Jesus kicks ass and takes names on those filthy capitalists.

[rh654]

Does this talking Jesus say "I'll be back" with Jesus doing an imitation of Arnold?

That would crack me up...

[desthmoneses]

two words "graven images"

[wadenelson1]

Jesus was Jewish. Probably short, curly hair, possibly a super-sized roman proboscis.

That plastic jesus is clearly a white, anglo-saxon.

Can't the makers of idols and graven images EVER get it right?

Sheesh.