Chuck Norris Sues Publisher Over Satirical "Truth About Chuck" Book

AP   |   LARRY NEUMEISTER   |   December 21, 2007 07:56 PM


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Trading karate chops for lawyers, tough guy actor Chuck Norris is taking on a new book titled "The Truth About Chuck Norris," saying it's a big lie and he wants to stop its distribution.

On Friday, Norris sued Penguin Group Inc. and the book's creator, Ian Spector, saying his good image is being spoiled by a book that depicts him as callous and unlawful and which he says includes false "facts" that are sometimes racist and lewd.

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- Gary47 See Profile I'm a Fan of Gary47 permalink

Hey man, you're a celebrity (I'm being generous) - people get to make fun of you. You got millions, go take a vacation, or maybe give some to charity. You've got lots of ways to make yourself feel better, besides suing people. Look what Clinton's done - a great example for you.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:31 PM on 12/26/2007
- MaskedWoman See Profile I'm a Fan of MaskedWoman permalink

I wish Bruce Lee would return from the dead and kick his ass.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:54 PM on 12/25/2007
- kfdan See Profile I'm a Fan of kfdan permalink

Norris is over reaching with his preaching! How is it that TV/movie cowboys seem to confuse good old down home honesty with bible belt religion? They simply live the role they've played in films and TV.
Huckabee is the type of person who would bring back the inquisition if he had his way!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:01 PM on 12/23/2007
- antispin See Profile I'm a Fan of antispin permalink

Shirk cur con. - the anagram

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:20 PM on 12/23/2007
- Qbear See Profile I'm a Fan of Qbear permalink

Norris does his case no good becoming political, because political free speech is the MOST protected form of speech.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:31 PM on 12/22/2007
- Tommie27 See Profile I'm a Fan of Tommie27 permalink

This guy Norris is like so many other no-talent "Actors"! A couple of Shoot-'em'-up's,a couple of Blow-'em-up's and they think they are GREAT ACTORS! He should go into therapy and have his head shrunk down to the proper size.Here is a hint Chuck---YOU STINK---cowboy hat and all!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:02 PM on 12/22/2007
- BWonka See Profile I'm a Fan of BWonka permalink


Go away, Chuck. You are irrelevant and meaningless. And your "acting" sucks.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:34 PM on 12/22/2007
- samuraijack See Profile I'm a Fan of samuraijack permalink

Leave him alone. He has brain damage. He is messed up in the head. Too many kicks/blows to the noggin. Ignore him. He's harmless, unless a side kick gets ya!!!! (roundhouses were for the old days!!!) Jack Out.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:30 PM on 12/22/2007
- WARisEVIL See Profile I'm a Fan of WARisEVIL permalink

Is this Chuck Norris one of those 'born agains' whose parents didn't get it right the first time?

My experience with so called 'Christians' is they run like scared rabbits when posed some very succinct questions. Seems the cultists cannot answer anything without resorting to quoting some babblical bullshit.

Too bad the rest of America doesn't see them for what they truly are................Dangerous CULTISTS!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:34 PM on 12/22/2007
- johnmorgan See Profile I'm a Fan of johnmorgan permalink


I used to dye my goatee. You have to do it at least once a week. It irritated my skin, so I stopped doing it.

There's no way Chuck Norris' hair is still naturally brown. He must have his stubble dyed just about every day. That would be really unpleasant.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:07 PM on 12/22/2007
- WARisEVIL See Profile I'm a Fan of WARisEVIL permalink

Chuck Norris is a child abuser if he starts pushing his Buybull bullshit on young kids.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:06 PM on 12/22/2007
- Manx See Profile I'm a Fan of Manx permalink

Who is Chuck Norris?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:31 PM on 12/22/2007
- Tom95134 See Profile I'm a Fan of Tom95134 permalink

Too bad Chuck. As a "public figure" you don't stand much of a chance winning. Of course this could be nothing more than a publicity grab to bolster your "tough guy" image.

Someone should tell Chuck that scarcasim is done totally without malace and for humor only. Absence of malace means you have no case.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:12 PM on 12/22/2007
- jungpatawan See Profile I'm a Fan of jungpatawan permalink

Norris and his wife cut a commercial talking about the importance of teaching the bible in public schools, blowing out that same old crap about the founders meaning to have "Christian" values foisted on every impressionable mind that crosses a public school's threshold.

Hmmm, training up the next generation of mindless drone warriors for God through the teaching of "holy" writings... in Pakistan those are called madrassas. Here, it's just the Carlos Ray Norris Elementary School.

JP

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:42 PM on 12/22/2007
- Pancake See Profile I'm a Fan of Pancake permalink

OMG!
Chuck Norris is being swiftboated?
Who ever thought of doing something like that? Writing a book about a decent guy, telling lies and making up mean baseless stories just because you disagree with his politics?

I think I've seen this story somewhere before.....Hmmm 2004.....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:38 PM on 12/22/2007
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