Dick Morris doesn't look like that anymore. He turned into a knarly bottom feeder with rotten teeth when turned to the dark side.

Newt Gingrich is not anyone I would want on my side. Ever. He is a liability.

Two blazing hypocrites, Morris who caroused with a prostitute and Gingrich who left his wife when she was dying of cancer and has been divorced and yet they both support a bible- thumping evangelical. These two are the real faces of the republican party. Of course, then there's Larry Craig etc.

As the old saying goes, "With friends like this, who needs enemies?"

Those that lie down with dogs...

And Jesus said "Go and hire the whoremongers, that they may lead you to the promised land."

Holy Shit! I hope this is true. It's almost enough to make me believe in Jesus.