This Week's Must See Video: Robin Williams Splits His Pants, A Spoiled Beauty Queen, Overly Sexual Magician, Tyra Shames A Drunk And More!

If you didn't catch "Wife Swap" this week, you missed a scary look into the world of beauty queens. Alicia is the 15-year-old daughter of a former pageant queen, and she's following in her mom's footsteps. Hilarity ensued when Alicia's mom was replaced by a feminist mom who values knowledge and independence (gasp!). I know this clip is long, but I assure you, every second of it is priceless. If you don't watch it to see the spoiled princess cry when her picture gets ripped up, at least watch it for the character study. This girl makes Miss Teen South Carolina look like Stephen Hawking.

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From ABC 1/2/08.

I don't know what possessed me to watch the World Magic Awards this week, but I'm glad I did, because one magician displayed a pretty lewd hand gesture at the end of his act. You're gonna have to work on that one, guy. And way to go with including that poor, scared little baby tiger in the act. Clearly there's no danger in locking up tigers in cages.

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From My9 12/30/07.

Snoop Dogg's reality show is getting better, but I still need closed captioning to understand any of it. This week Snoop gave his 13-year-old son the birds and the bees talk. In usual Snoop fashion, he managed to be as poetic and nonsensical as possible, all in the same breath.

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From E! 12/30/07.

A very special episode of "Tyra" took a look at guests who have experienced embarrassing moments. Brace yourselves for this next clip folks. Cameras were rolling as a woman went to a bar, got drunk, and proceeded to... DANCE! God help her, this is obviously a cry for help. It's a long, painful road to recovery, but a sit down with Tyra is a good start. Jesus she's brave.

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From My9 1/3/08.

I was going to wrap up this week's must see videos with this really awesome short of a paper airplane's journey through the skies of Manhattan, then I realized it's been on YouTube for over a year. So instead, I leave you with Robin Williams splitting his pants on Letterman. Enjoy.
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Comments

[CapricornOne]

Somebody here said "another Britney in training." I totally agree, but wouldn't this little wannabe Princess have to learn to lipsynch? Or would that be classified as physical labor?

[NotMyPrez]

wow- that girl needs to get reality smacked hard- core.
Unless it's all an act- and her parents need to be taken away permanently.

[samuraijack]

Oh my god, he split his pants? Did Dave write that for Robin? Oh my gosh, this is classic TV!!! Burp.

[samuraijack]

Oh God, my one prayer to you, please deliver us from David Letterman and Robin Williams. Thank you, now beat it.

[wmbear]

M-E-E-E-E-­E-E-E-E-OW­!...

A bunch of cattier remarks have seldom been seen on this planet....

[kvltpunk]

I was (un)fortunate enough to catch the Wife Swap episode from which the top-most embedded video was taken. Missing from the clip above is a particularly disturbing moment where we see the beauty princess's father airbrushing his daughter's flesh to make it more tan, and when he's watching videos of her in her runway performances, complaining that maybe it's sexual, but if people have a problem with sex, that's THEIR hang up, not his. His daughter is 15. His applying he airbrush to her skin was pretty creepy.

[TakLoufer]

Oh that Alicia is not to be believed, much less her parents! What a trio of creeps, as if the Von Tussles have somehow worked their way out of John Waters' brain and become living breathing dragons of all that is wrong in America.

[mikelartist]

That "beauty queen teen" has a lisp. A bad hillbilly lisp. Her yap is agape 90% of the time. That is called being a mouth breather. Nothing is uglier than that. I feel sorry for her. Bwaaa ha ha ha ha ha.

How does that feel?

[nitpicker]

Unfortunately this is what I call the "Texas" mentality. Don't worry she'll land on her feet, divorce several rich guys several times over, be awarded money that she thinks she has earned, and she will still demand more. I say put her to hard labor now. Ever wonder why there are such juicy domestic trials down south? This girl is begging to seek out real problems.

[Waterloo]

I certainly don't think she is that good looking and if this young lady grows up to look like her mother....enough said.

[getoffmedz]

re: The Alicia clip.

Only in America, y'all.

I blame the meds.

[Trittydi]

Okay - it's going to take a LONG time to get over the Alicia clip. I'm dumbstruck. I want custody of her PARENTS!! Wait - no I don't - they're insane idiots

They have just about insured their daughter will be a big nothing and likely a failure for the rest of her life.

Yeah Alicia - "looks are everything in this world" - especially when that's all you have.
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[whatsthatsound]

Anybody out there who believes that the "Alicia" segment is not a staged scenario using actresses and actors interested in owning the Brooklyn Bridge? I can make you a sweetheart deal if you act NOW!

[samuraijack]

Letterman sucks, big time. Not funny, not relevant. I give him another year and then he's off the air.

[JackNasty]

See what happens when the professional screen writers go on strike?