McCain's Unveils His Answer To Chuck Norris

Yourconcord.com   |  Margot Sanger-Katz   |   January 5, 2008 12:35 PM


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According to Wilford Brimley, voting for John McCain is the right thing to do.

"Wilford Brimley is our response to Chuck Norris," McCain said on his campaign bus. "He's huge in every way."

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Even though I'm not voting for you this time, I still love ya Senator. I sure hope the Wilford Brimley "response" is an attempt at humor.

Still, given Brimley's advocacy for diabetes research and maintenance, maybe this will help McCain's stand on health care in the US.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:05 AM on 01/07/2008

I like Wilford Brimley, he's a hell of lot better than Chuck Norris, he could act back in the day. By the way are McCain and Wilford the same age? I think there dam close.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:44 AM on 01/07/2008

Next: Romney endorsed by John Houseman--the guy from the Puritan oil commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqV1Q-lY07M

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:45 AM on 01/07/2008

Obama has Oprah, Hillary has Streisand, Huckabee has Norris and now, McCain get Brimley. We've gone from the "A" list (Oprah), to the "B" list, to "C" list and now with Brimley the "D" list.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:13 AM on 01/07/2008
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Looks like Mr. Brimley is angling to land the lead role in a William Howard Taft biopic.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:04 PM on 01/06/2008

God, it's that nasty old far who sells oatmeal. I hear he's a real mean SOB.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:41 AM on 01/06/2008

Brilliant move. If you can get a supporter who is a spokesman for both Ex-Lax and Depend undergarments you'll pretty well have your ass covered. Go Johnny go.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:00 PM on 01/05/2008

Are you kidding? These guys have more fossils that a natural history museum.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:55 PM on 01/05/2008

Retardation: A Celebration II

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:52 PM on 01/05/2008

"Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley and I have Diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?!"

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:50 PM on 01/05/2008

Well we all know that it's Norris' wife, Debbie Harry, who is energizing the Huck crowd.

If Brimley could just hook up with, say, Joan Jett or Chrissie Hynde, his endorsement might gain some traction.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:41 PM on 01/05/2008

He needs Chucky's hairpiece....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:26 PM on 01/05/2008
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HOLY S**T!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:39 PM on 01/05/2008
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Wow, I thought Mr. Brimley was dead. Glad he's not, but I'm not sure he can counter Chuck's appeal, whatever that is.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:44 PM on 01/05/2008
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