Campaign AdWatch: Rudy Giuliani Will Chase Your Taxes To The Gates Of Hell, Or, Failing That, Florida (Sort Of The Same Concept)

With martial trumpets blaring in the background, Rudy Giuliani promises America that he will open up a can of 9-11 on all your taxes! Every last one! How can we be sure? Because he's backed up by a bunch of quotes! Plus, he saved a ton of money by producing this ad at a Kinkos or something.

All sort of people help Rudy make his case in this ad, like soft spoken, old-timey baseball enthusiast George Will, and glassy-eyed political relic Steve Forbes. Plus, some guy who lost to Arlen Specter in the 2004 Pennsylvania Republican primary! Best of all is the quote from Grover Norquist, where he is billed as "America's Leading Tax Fighter." That's an actual title bestowed on Norquist by the hit show, "So You Say You Want To Be America's Leading Tax Fighter." Of course, the whole thing is undercut with a quote from Mitt Romney.

Still, he promises the biggest tax cut in history! Seeing as how well he's doing with a staff working pro bono, why not start by promising to slash West Wing salaries?