Well....time to go to bed.....hmmmm....lolololol....

nothing like having your arms around a guy like George Clooney .....no self satisfaction can top that....lucky I had some good ones in my life......

In my opinion, masturbation is cool. Obviously, am trying to figure out why Oprah has jumped on it. Must be that focus group she has had done that told her it was a good thing. Heck; best case, she may break the psuedo taboo of the good old god fearing "glossolaliacal" nuts. Then; again, the confessionals may have a long queue (line) of horny people. Life is good.

I don't see any harm. But why call it "self-cultivation"? If it has a new name it will be less stigmatizing? It's just repackaged masturbation. Be brave, call it what it is.

I just e-mailed this bit of enlightenment to my wife, who has been hitchhiking under the covers for years. Now that Oprah has endorsed this activity, I will probably have to sleep in another bedroom; there will be no stopping her now. Thankfully, the children are grown and out of the house. The bed thumping on the floor would have kept them from sleeping and affected their schoolwork, to say nothing of their own sex life. Thank you Oprah, for making my wife's personal enjoyment legitimate. She can now walk tall and with her head held high; a pervert no more. Hallelujah! It's a new day.

Don't you just hate it when you do it during your period and blood gets all over your hands?

Dr. Elders ended up stepping down from he surgeon General post after taking crap over bringing up masturbation. So why should Old Oprah Fatflaps get a free pass?

Hey, who here besides myself will own up to having done it at work?

Hey, Pope-ra,
look at me. Wheeeeee!

So next week is Oprah having Sue Johanson on?

They can demonstrate more advanced methods. Granny and Oprah.. Na.... Ill pass

Don't you just hate it when you do it during your period and blood gets all over your hands?

Dr. Elders ended up stepping down from the Surgeon General post after taking crap for having the nerve to bring up masturbation. Why should Old Oprah Fatflaps get a free pass?

Hey! How many of you will own up to having done it at work? I have.

i really didn't need to get this as a visual in my head...

now that is funny coming from oprah!!!! lmao

Perfecting technique...PRICELESS. Maybe, that is why Steadman is rumored to be out of Oprah's will...

Those males, who have experienced the male bonding right of passage called "family court," can understand the following quote. This is from my imperfect memory. I believe the source is a play called THE FATHER by Strinberg.

"HERE I SIT IN SOLITARY MASTURBATION WHILE I PAY MY WIFE TO FORNICATE WITH OTHER MEN."

May the liberated American women continue to enjoy their masturbation and fornication. Having some hapless male pay should make the actions much more enjoyable.

It is understandable why some of the world is very upset with American "culture."

I don't think Dear Abby has anything like this in mind when she talks about cultivating new friends!

I'd like to be invited in for desert!

I don't think that working women have that kind of time to "cultivate" themselves!