Fly Naked! Germans Offer Nudist Flight

Reuters Via USA Today:

German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.

Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing $735.

"It's expensive, I know," managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's because the plane's very small. There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other."

The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.

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Comments

[1will]

It's always the ones that look the worst naked that can't seem to keep their clothes on.

[LeonFreilich]

COFFEE, TEA OR FIGLEAF?

--Birds fly nude
In the sky
So why, oh why,
Can't, can't I?

--The reason, bud,
Is a matter of luck:
Birds have wings
And you're a schmuck.

[Irons]

Do they use that particular plane for the nudists all the time, or am I perhaps being subjected to a seat once, and perhaps recently, sat on by a bare ass.

[maxfusion]

Here's hoping they stick to the assigned seating.

[wm1066]

At my Gym, in the locker room the benches are padded, and they went from a brown naugahide to a light cream naugihide. Boy could you see the trud blossoms from people who hadn't cleaned themselves.
Nudist have cleanliness problems. Pants help stop the spread of feces.

[Nova16]

Don't you just love these Carnival tours? They think of everything. I like to know what goes on in the cockpit?

[Mike169]

In Germany they're nude in first class
Every boy, man, woman and lass.
So they don't wear no clothes
And that really blows
But the stewardess has a red "X" on her ass!

[Mike169]

How about some complimentary nuts?

[wheelskeepturning]

I think it will be the travel of the future. If you think about it, no more long lines for inspections, no taking off of your shoes, no opening of luggage. Just move along and be seated (of course the airline would have to provide towels for seating). Think of all the people who would be out of jobs, no more installation on machines that don't work anyway, no more body scans. Seems like the perfect solution to all our travel problems. Who knows it could provide for some interesting vacation hook-ups too.

[Beachrunner]

This is just gross . . .

[tbone99]

Well I guess thats one answer to the security problem.

[seamusnh]

Remember non-smoking vs. smoking sections? We have window or aisle... How about "pubic hair section or not"?

[tbone99]

Is that their way to check out if you're circumcised?

[sa]

dude,
what if that plane crashed?
what if all those old dudes
were nude,
and that one nude stewardess,
had to meet their maker
as just: "weirdos in a plane".

new movie.

[MajorKong]

Face it. The vast majority of us look better with our clothes on.