Tom Brady Sacked All Night, No One Impregnated

Tom Brady Sacked All Night, No One Impregnated

Sunday night, the New York Giants became Super Bowl champions with a 17-14 victory over the heavily-favored New England Patriots. The Giants eked out a win on the backs of their strong defense and impressive work from quarterback Eli Manning. Speaking of backs, Pats QB Tom Brady spent most of the night on his, making it a great game for fans of schadenfreude excited to see Brady choke a perfect season. Nobody likes an overachiever, and really nobody cares about the 1972 Miami Dolphins.

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