03/28/2008 02:45 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Camelost! Obama Comes Up Short In Massachusetts

In the first deviation from the initial exit polls, Hillary Clinton has prevailed in Massachusetts, defeating Barack Obama, John Kerry, and the entire Kennedy legacy. Chris Matthews, by the way, is absolutely gobsmacked that this occurred. As expected, Clinton also won her other home state of New York, while Obama is the projected winner of Delaware.

Also, the polls have closed in Minnesota, and Ron Paul has jumped out to an early lead, grabbing 50% of the vote. We're pretty sure they've only counted four votes, though.