It is sort of ironic that Nicholson is being considered for the role of McCain in the upcoming movie, "Election - 2008." He can face down Tiger Woods playing Obama.....
http://thefiresidepost.com/2008/02/14/kevin-spacey-as-mike-huckabee/

I like Jack but that's a pretty lame ass line! Why not just flash those "cobra eyes and killer smile" and say, "Hello there..."?

That's what senility is all about.

IF your in A bowling alley ask A lady if you could borrow one of those bowling balls she has stuffed in her back pockets

The Absolute best pick up line when you A star like him is Hey Baby you like apples then SUCK MY #%&* HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES

I couldn't bear to read what it was. Was it the one where he asks if you want to know the reason why they call him "Little Johnny"-and then grabs his zipper?

LoL! You gotta love such an un-self aware guy! I thought his pickup line was:
Hello there lovely lady. Y'know, there are two kinds of chicks in this world, one who wants to fuck Jack, and the other who wants to brag that they turned down Jack. Which kind are you?"

A rude line like that only works from a famous and rich actor on women with low self esteem that want to get their hands on an old man's money and associated fame. Sorry Jack, it's not charm and wit but fame and bank balance that make the line work.

Let's get real. If you're that rich & famous the only pick-up line you need is, "Wanna f*ck?"

He's one wild and crazy guy.

When did you get pregnant is a pick-up line? I must be getting senile. I don't get it.

Ew!

I figured it would be: "Hi there. I'm Jack. Wanna see my bank account?."

Good thing the old 'lech has writers, huh? Left on his own, he just sounds like a dumb old drunk.

ANY woman who'd have ANYTHING to do with him is a star-fu@%r, pure and simple.

His most famous line is the one he utters off-camera: "Sure, I'll walk through another piss-poor script if the money's green." he single-handedly brought "The Departed" down a notch or two.

i think,
"i'm jack nicholson."
is his best pick up line.