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Jimmy Kimmel:

Jimmy Kimmel had a special Sunday night post-Oscar show and he finally debuted his much buzzed about song and video for "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck." Girlfriend Sarah Silverman showed her video "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" just over three weeks ago.

Kimmel topped Silverman with video appearances by Don Cheadle, Robin Williams, McLovin, Lance Bass, Good Charlotte, a scene-stealing Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz and more in a "We are the World" type chorus, along with Brad Pitt as a Fed Ex man, Josh Groban on piano and then some.

The whole video was anchoured by Ben Affleck snuggling up to Jimmy in a fitted iridescent green t-shirt and the pair walking side-by-side in jean cutoffs.

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collapse rboylern See Profile I'm a Fan of rboylern

This is one of the most hilarious things I've seen in a long time. Much applause to Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck for this wonderful bit of madness.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 06:31 PM on 02/29/2008
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Can't tell if this is a cat fight, bitch fight between two friends, or what. All I know is that I enjoyed the vid. Cute!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:30 PM on 02/28/2008
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You'll never believe this but a VP at my company ordered me to watch this.

Good thing too!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:17 PM on 02/28/2008
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http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/77-musical-comedy/

"One of the more interesting things about White people is that they love singing comedians.

This style of humor involves a person or group singing a song but rather than singing about something serious, it has funny lyrics. It"s not any more complicated than that, but white people can"t get enough of it. Weird Al Yankovich, Tenacious D, Sarah Silverman (sometimes), Flight of the Conchords, Dennis Leary, and Adam Sandler are all excellent examples of the genre.

It"s a pretty good idea because when you have jokes that aren"t that great and music that isn"t that great, you can mix them together and create something that will entertain white people.

So how you can use this knowledge to your advantage?

If you find yourself at a corporate retreat where you have to put on a skit for the other employees in your office, it"s always a good idea to suggest doing a funny song. The rest of your group will get very excited and start work immediately on some clever lyrics. Do not worry about the music part, if you have more than two white males on your team, it is certain that one of them can play the guitar."

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 06:19 PM on 02/28/2008
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LOL
Funny site....I think.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:47 PM on 02/28/2008
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Too good! Can't wait to pass it on.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 04:24 PM on 02/28/2008
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the gay dudes on this thread need to get the rocks out of their shoes. If it were Rick Santorum on this video, it'd be one thing, but all the people on that video are clearly not homophobes (or at least not staunch asshole homophobes). they might be idiots, though. particularly cameron "Nepal-is-really-far-away" diaz.

its cool Josh Groban would be down for that.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:56 PM on 02/28/2008
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Piss on all my fellow homos who don't get humor! Ben and Matt have always been cool about queers - LIKE ME! - and so just frickin' lighten up!

And Josh Groban?! I'd let him fuck me!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:09 PM on 02/28/2008
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HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Now, PLEASE, let it stop here.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:34 PM on 02/28/2008
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So this is what "stars" do to retaliate against one another.
At first I was reluctant to watch...somehow I thought it would be really slimy...but it was just a bunch of silly nonsense.
However, funny as this may have been to kazillions of people...the next time Affleck appears on the Bill Maher show and tries to talk some serious politics...my mind will just jumb back to this riduclous nonesense and I can never see him as a serious debater.
And yes, it was a spoof on gays and in that respect...not nice, boys...(key word here...BOYS...) very immature...but if it helped Kimmel get back at Sarah..
Maybe they could have just passed this around among themselves...betcha this will come back to bite you...one day.. Ben...V

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:49 AM on 02/28/2008
collapse ethnobotanist See Profile I'm a Fan of ethnobotanist

are you kidding me?

you can have a brain and joke around, in case you haven't tried it.
you could do a good 'church lady'!!!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:12 AM on 03/01/2008
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I saw this yesterday and sent it to all my friends. I thought the whole Idea was hilarious! I was so surprised how many celebrities were involved. Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Robin Williams, Don Cheadle etc.

It just cracked me up.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:28 PM on 02/27/2008
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This is what happens when you are fucking rich, and you have way too much fucking time on your hands.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:55 PM on 02/26/2008
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Jimmy Kimmell has always been a homophobic goon.Ben Afflick needs to reread his Acting for Dummies Book, over and over again.It's sad a supposedly progressive blog (not) would peddle this homophobic facism. Easy for most the clones who post on this site who are not gay to say "lighten up". This is mean spirited jock comedy attacking gay peoples feelings. What comes around goes around.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:19 AM on 02/27/2008
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You have hit the fucking nail on the fucking head.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:04 AM on 02/27/2008
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Repressed homosexuals, all.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 07:40 PM on 02/26/2008
collapse ethnobotanist See Profile I'm a Fan of ethnobotanist

...they have clear consciences, I'm sure, and are for gay rights.
Lighten up little pup.
No foul intented.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:18 AM on 03/01/2008
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It wouldn't be an uncommon trend in today's society.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:01 PM on 02/26/2008
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Is there an unbleeped version floating around?

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 04:43 PM on 02/26/2008
collapse tkondaks See Profile I'm a Fan of tkondaks

Even more disturbing than the version done by Sara Silverman.
The only redeeming part of the video is the appearance by Fogell.
Fogell rules!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 04:22 PM on 02/26/2008
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i'm not even a big kimmel fan, but that was soooo worth a good laugh at work (even though i had to watch it on mute during my lunch hour). thanks for the laugh.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:54 PM on 02/26/2008
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I don't get why f***ing Affleck would make Silverman jealous.

Shouldn't he be f***ing Scarlett Johansson or someone like that?

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:23 PM on 02/26/2008
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They left out the set up of why Jimmy is F in Ben Afleck. The set up is that Sarah, Jimmy's girlfriend is F ing Matt Damon.

Here is the real set up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnVJZkDuVBM

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:37 PM on 02/27/2008
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Please tell me that you're dead-panning ignorance? You can't be serious? You must get the humor? Please tell me you at least appreciate the damon-affleck irony?!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:24 AM on 02/27/2008
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This is not about jealousy this is about competitive comedic escalation.

So, the real question becomes does SS surrender and if not where does she go?

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:45 PM on 02/26/2008
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Tiz quite simple as to where she go,

She Go LEZ bo!!!!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:31 PM on 02/26/2008
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Sarah Silverman and Jen Garner?

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 04:40 PM on 02/27/2008
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If you don't get this, you're hopeless.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:25 PM on 02/26/2008
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Very good but where's the uncut version

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:11 PM on 02/26/2008
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is that an anti-semitic remark? LOL...just kidding.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 07:13 PM on 02/26/2008
collapse jmaroon See Profile I'm a Fan of jmaroon

baruch hasshem! LOL

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:25 AM on 02/27/2008
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Sarah Silverman is a genius and her original video is superior on every level. Kimmel responds with bombastic overkill, insecure in his own comedy ability that he has to overload the star power and emphasize every main gay stereotype he can to create comedy.

Harrison Ford should know better. One less person will now see him in Indiana Jones.

ABC has the wrong person in that couple hosting the show.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:39 PM on 02/26/2008
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Ms. Silverman...is that you? LOL

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:27 AM on 02/27/2008
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Wow,

Your $8.50 will be sorely missed, now go get your GI Joes and fullFILL yourself!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:33 PM on 02/26/2008
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To paraphrase the GREAT Joan Rivers: "Oh, grow up"!!!!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:45 PM on 02/26/2008
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she blows chunks man---DOODY JOKES! the worst example of the Hollywood mentality

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:31 PM on 02/26/2008
collapse HeironymousJosch See Profile I'm a Fan of HeironymousJosch

Chronic Internet News & Opinion Commentor (CINOC). Come on, people like you destroy comedy.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:28 PM on 02/26/2008
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Sheesh,get over yourself.
This was classic.
Very funny in an over-the-top way.

Btw,you come across as Bill O'Reilly-ish with your boycott threats.Yeah,I'm sure Harrison will lose alot of sleep over your not attending his movie.But you go on with your bad boycotting self ;)

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:45 PM on 02/26/2008
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I'm with you. Boycotting the new Indie movie...yeah, I'm sure they'll all be losing sleep over that.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:23 PM on 02/26/2008
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That's the funniest thing I have ever seen. It's just fantastic. Thanks! What a bunch of fabulous people!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:07 PM on 02/26/2008
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SCOREBOARD

SILVERMAN 2
KIMMEL 20

In the words of Sandler "OHMIGOD THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!"

It made my day.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 09:08 AM on 02/26/2008
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I thought this video might come off as homophobic and stereotypical but it really isn't too bad! Funny