Letterman Lists What Larry Craig Is Looking For In An Intern

Huffpo headline writer strikes again -- I assumed it was a top ten list.

I'm glad the writers are back. I hope the "righters" disappear though.

Yeah, this wasn't funny. I wanted it to be, but it wasn't. It's just cliche.

Lordy, Dave -- you're actually FUNNY again.... Ain't it great to not be handicapped by a writer's strike, among other things...

Dave hasn't been funny in years, the joke was delivered stillborn, and Larry Craigg's a pitiful self-loathing tool. I did like the laugh-to-loosen-the-broom comment, and will use it for my very own; I usually say such a person needs a stick-ectomy.

By the way, I howled at Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck, mainly because Jimmy looked so giddy and Ben looked completely natural. Matt Damon plays a pretty convincing straight guy, too. I'd have his baby, anytime...or keep trying.

God is not pleased with Democrats who mock his good and faithful servant, Larry Craig, who is definitely not gay, but just slightly confused about his sexual identity, and can be helped with prayer offerings of $100 or more, sent to the following address ...

Although this funny routine was most likely written and produced by Dave's staff, he remains the true heir to King Carson. Conan, too, is hilarious- much, much funnier than Leno.

To paraphrase that great bard of yore

Craig protests just too much to be sure

That he isn't one of those

That the other way goes

And his gayness he tries to obscure.

When Senator Craig cries " God, I'm coming!"

It's in an airport washroom that he's slumming.

It just indicates

That he's found some new mates

Equipped with identical plumbing.

Awesome skit by Letterman.

NOW THAT'S THE TRUTH!

David is NOT FUNNY. His like Dennis Miller only just little more LUCKY!
And David used to annoy me (when I watched it) cause he constantly lick his finger.
David... this is not a "GOOD THING" IT IS A BAD THING"
David... pay attention what your Mother said.

Now that's some funny stuff!

Im glad Craig is still around - he brings down the entire Republican party. What an embarrassment...

Wow, a good laugh and hot guys! I always liked you better than Leno, too! thanks Dave

This should be aired on all television stations in Idaho. That's right all two of them.

Precisely the types of stories one would expect on a "progressive site" . Poor liberals, lost in the arena of ideas without a point.

Yeah. It's funny. Craig gives actual gays a bad name, just like all the hypocritical gay republican-mafia.
Actual gays should really be ostracizing these self loathing, criminal douchebags.
Don't date 'em, don't talk to 'em, and most of all DON'T VOTE FOR THEM!!!
If you are a gay republican, you are supporting a group of people who want to kill you all. Think about it.
What is the endgame for these people? Gays have always, and will always, exist. Society, obviously needs to come to grips with the issue, accept facts as they are, and do what is right, respecting gays as citizens equal to straight citizens. It is evident that, given the authority, the christofascist movement and the republican "values" crowd...(HA!!) would line up all the gays and kill them. Of course, this would only "solve" the "problem" for a few short moments, until the next gay person was born, or self realized.