Letterman Lists What Larry Craig Is Looking For In An Intern

Earlier this week, it was announced that Idaho Senator Larry Craig is looking for summer interns. Last night on the "Late Show," David Letterman created a video spoof of the "official application announcement." Watch:

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[slobone]

Huffpo headline writer strikes again -- I assumed it was a top ten list.

[BIGBONEDED]

Well we all know what happens when you assume something and you just proved it .

[dolphy]

I'm glad the writers are back. I hope the "righters" disappear though.

[situationcritical]

Yeah, this wasn't funny. I wanted it to be, but it wasn't. It's just cliche.

[InternationalObserver]

It's funny because he dared to say it (the joke)(as cliche as you may think it was).

Larry Craig should ask himself "Why am I still here?".

[bbbbmer]

Lordy, Dave -- you're actually FUNNY again.... Ain't it great to not be handicapped by a writer's strike, among other things...

[ButchPansy]

Dave hasn't been funny in years, the joke was delivered stillborn, and Larry Craigg's a pitiful self-loathing tool. I did like the laugh-to-loosen-the-broom comment, and will use it for my very own; I usually say such a person needs a stick-ectomy.

By the way, I howled at Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck, mainly because Jimmy looked so giddy and Ben looked completely natural. Matt Damon plays a pretty convincing straight guy, too. I'd have his baby, anytime...or keep trying.

[starboymikey]

God is not pleased with Democrats who mock his good and faithful servant, Larry Craig, who is definitely not gay, but just slightly confused about his sexual identity, and can be helped with prayer offerings of $100 or more, sent to the following address ...

[auramac]

Although this funny routine was most likely written and produced by Dave's staff, he remains the true heir to King Carson. Conan, too, is hilarious- much, much funnier than Leno.

[caracas]

To paraphrase that great bard of yore

Craig protests just too much to be sure

That he isn't one of those

That the other way goes

And his gayness he tries to obscure.

[caracas]

When Senator Craig cries " God, I'm coming!"

It's in an airport washroom that he's slumming.

It just indicates

That he's found some new mates

Equipped with identical plumbing.

[LSUChiCub]

Awesome skit by Letterman.

[DELICIOUS]

NOW THAT'S THE TRUTH!

[dolphy]

You can get more "straight talk" from the writers than from the straight talk express McCain.

[Izadora]

David is NOT FUNNY. His like Dennis Miller only just little more LUCKY!
And David used to annoy me (when I watched it) cause he constantly lick his finger.
David... this is not a "GOOD THING" IT IS A BAD THING"
David... pay attention what your Mother said.

[phantom5551]

what??

[dolphy]

Dennis Miller is funny?
Rethugs are really funny in a macabre way.

[Bluesman48]

Now that's some funny stuff!

[the964kid]

Im glad Craig is still around - he brings down the entire Republican party. What an embarrassment...

[factotem]

It's not like they'd be in any better shape without him. For thirty years, the GOP has been about moralists who turn out to be molesters and adulterers, etc.

[DELICIOUS]

NO, HE IS THE BASE OF THE REPUKLICANT PARTY!

[xrepublican]

What about Vitter?????

[samguy]

Wow, a good laugh and hot guys! I always liked you better than Leno, too! thanks Dave