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Vanity Fair Starts New Feature "Hitch Bitch" To Field Hitchens Hate Mail

Huffington Post   |  Dipayan Gupta   |   March 5, 2008 01:38 PM


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Portfolio.com's Jeff Bercovici writes today about 'Hitch Bitch,' Vanity Fair's new feature that gives readers the chance to take on the magazine's controversial columnist.

"No V.F. contributing editor arouses more reader ire than our tireless columnist Christopher Hitchens," reads the explanatory note. "VF Daily will post a selection of the sharpest, snappiest, and/or most elegantly reasoned letters, but keep in mind that what you submit may be edited. Please include your full name and hometown--and please, don't write anything you wouldn't want your mother to read."

And the announcement comes not a moment too soon. Hitchens appeared on MSNBC's "Morning Joe" today to critique Hillary Clinton's acceptance speech last night. "You know what struck me as very important and slightly sinister?" says Hitchens, "When she said we won Florida and Michigan." Hitchens notes that the primaries both states were counted out by the Democratic National Committee. "She's like a wounded puma," he muses, "going to fight till the very end for the last delegate even in states that have been written off for that purpose."

Clinton supporters, send those letters in to hitchbitch@vf.com.

And see the video here:


 
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I can't wait to read the comments made by those who disagree with or hate Hitch.
I see them as being highly hilarious and hyperbolic. I love unintended comedy.
I also happen to enjoy Hitchens' outlook on things. I don't agree with everything he says, but he does cause those listening to engage their minds.
I also think his whole persona is great I love and laugh about it.
I highly recommend his "Letters to a Young Contrarian" loosely his version of Rilke's "Letters to a Young Poet"
I also like that Hitchens has a great depth of knowledge on any number of subjects.
If you don't like him, no problem.
There are many things in life that aren't meant for everyone to enjoy.
Except For Led Zeppelin...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:51 PM on 03/10/2008
- ibivi I'm a Fan of ibivi 12 fans permalink
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I used to like Hitch. He always had something pithy to say and was a fun read. But lately it's all me, me, me. Too tiresome now. Bye Hitch.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:49 AM on 03/07/2008
- sammy333 I'm a Fan of sammy333 4 fans permalink

Hitchens is truly disgusting. Not because of his anti-religious position, but because of his pro-mass-murder position, his complete indifference for human decency and suffering.

I remember him pushing really hard for Bush 8 years ago, defending every murderous decision. And strangely enough he still gets unlimited airtime by the hosts ranging from Hannity to Bill Maher.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:36 PM on 03/06/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

At least Bill Maher is intelligent enough to hold Hitchens accountable. Hitchens endlessly opined on how wonderful it was for us to invade Iraq. Now that it has ended as a disaster guys like he and Thomas Friedman simply go on to other sublects. This fleeing from the story is the journalistic equivalent of "cutting and running."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:38 PM on 03/07/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

Has Hitchens been to Iraq? He should go to see what his cheerleading of the war has accomplished there. Mostly, death and destruction.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:44 PM on 03/06/2008
- johnnyjust I'm a Fan of johnnyjust 6 fans permalink

You've been? Didn't think so.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:57 PM on 03/07/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

Do you think Hitchens as a writer who reaches potentially millions from his articles and appearances as a talking head on television shows and as one who has advocated the war from the beginning, may have slightly more moral responsibility of visited a war torn country that by his advocacy he helped to create. I mean, I am a anonymous citizen who does not even pen a post under my own name. On the other hand, I would be delighted to go to Iraq. The government would likely not let me. Hitchens as a propagandist for the war would be welcomed by the Defense Department and could see first hand the destruction brought on by the president he has slavishly defended.

You compare a visit by Hitchens to Iraq to one by me, that shows the moral vacuity of most conservatives.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:14 PM on 03/07/2008
- 1dogs2 I'm a Fan of 1dogs2 133 fans permalink

Christopher Hitchens is now and always has been a thoroughly uncivil, breath-takingly arrogant polemist. I didn't like him any better when he was being unpleasant on behalf of leftist positions than I do now that he has become a Bush policy apologist. I simply don't waste my time reading or listening to him now. Ugly is ugly, whether it is Bill O"Reilly ignorant ugly or Hitchens British-accented arrogant reactionary ugly.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:52 AM on 03/06/2008

Your post is "reactionary." Pot, meet kettle.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:02 AM on 03/06/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

Hello, kettle.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:29 PM on 03/06/2008
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Christopher Hitchens is the only reason that I subscribe to Vanity Fair magazine.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:09 AM on 03/06/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

Does he deliver the magazine on time each month?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:30 PM on 03/06/2008
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That was so funny I forgot to laugh.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:05 PM on 03/06/2008
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Could he be an equal opertunity insulter?

The couch potato Hitchens, called overworked Mother Terressa , one crazy nun...and much more, and made his millions at the expense of his crazy nun !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:52 AM on 03/06/2008

Couch potato?? I don't think so, he probably doesn't even watch television.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:04 AM on 03/06/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

Why, he can not afford one?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:32 PM on 03/06/2008
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My favorite Hitch-ism, from before he drank the GWOT KoolAid, "[George Bush]'s eyes are so close together he could get by with a monocle."

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:00 AM on 03/06/2008
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funny..

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:47 AM on 03/06/2008
- Katboy I'm a Fan of Katboy 6 fans permalink

I'm in two minds about Professor Boozy.

Great admiration for the fact that he's happy to write God is Not Great and point out we shouldn't give the vote to god-botherers who want to have their faith impinge on the lives of rational folks.

OTOH, he happily repeats transparent lies (Iraq-Al Q connection to name but one) in the manner of a true demagogue - one who will argue a point he knows to be untrue to an audience he knows to be gullible enough to eat it up.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:53 AM on 03/06/2008
- protagonia I'm a Fan of protagonia 80 fans permalink

One wonders why he drinks so much.

The constantly sauced all hate themselves first and foremost.

What crime of the soul is he attempting to drown? What great lie has him on the run from his conscience?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:18 AM on 03/06/2008

Now that's fuuny!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:05 AM on 03/06/2008
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You forgot to mention his opening remarks to Joe Scarborough when he was asked: "Christopher! What do you think of Hillary's big win last night?" He replied something like:

"When I think of the Clintons, I'm reminded of zombies... the living dead..." (the few seconds of silence it took Scarborough to react were delicious.)

I thought he offered some useful critisism for Obama (without slapping him around too much) and I was especially suprised to hear what he had to say about the recent death of William F. Buckley. With only a short list of some of Buckley's more disgracefull ideas, he summed up the man and his affection for him quite nicely.

He seems to be taking himself a lot less serious, lately. Or, maybe he was dialing it back, knowing there couldn't possibly be enough air waves in the stratosphere to project both his own and Joe's personae.

I'm finding it difficult to hate Hitch even mildly, of late.

Obama/Webb '08

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:59 PM on 03/05/2008
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Sorry, I got it wrong, the quote about zombies is at the end of the clip. (I was working from memory because my internet is so slow.) And I left out "silver-bullets" and "stakes through the heart".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:05 AM on 03/06/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

Be more careful next time!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:34 PM on 03/06/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

Hitchens has become a tool of the right and reactionaries. I think he misses the king and monarchy he left behind in England and wants Bush to have ultimate power. He lambasted the first Gulf war when it was justified and tirelesssly championed the second when it was not. Who changed in the interim? Not Saddam. Hitchens was likely predisposed toward the second Bush because he rules as a stongman. We do not have to be uncomfortable then with all this messy democracy. Hitchens during one debate was even a W. Bush apologist for his reaction to Hurricane Katrina. Given Hitchen's stance on Bush's war in Iraq and how it was justified, and his defense of Bush for his Katrina failures, I can not believe or care about a word that comes out of Hitchen's mouth.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:34 PM on 03/05/2008
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You do know that the British monarchy has had absolutely no influence over policy or legislation for ... oh .. about 300-odd years now?

No, I thought not.

But great comparison nonetheless!

BTW - the UK has had a Queen for over 50 years. It's possible that Hitchens left the country in the Fifties, when there actually was a king, but I think a little understanding of the concepts you're referencing would work wonders.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:59 AM on 03/06/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

These monarchists measure time in eons. Hitchens still misses the golden era of titles, little social mobility, and kingly rule, although, as you say,. he may not have experienced it first hand.

Besides, if Hitchens can call Hillary a "wounded puma" and other epithets, can not I say he misses kingly or queenly rule?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:47 PM on 03/06/2008

This is a good laugh. The defenders of Hitchens here are using his ability to form language into sentences and paragraphs into book form. Well, there are thousands of writers who are better and funnier. My wife is one of the most erudite people that I have ever met; she's brilliant. The difference between she and Hitchens is less in language skills than in the fact that she's not an asshole.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:35 PM on 03/05/2008

Haha, I think you forgot one *small* difference between Hitchens and your wife: a career's worth of best-selling books. The guy writes polemics--of course he's going to look like a jerk to some.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:20 PM on 03/05/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

How can Hitchens support the Bush war in Iraq and defend Bush's response to Katrina? These are not the reactions of an otherwise thinking person.

He does write well, although I must say, he often loses me. Probably more my fault than his.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:38 PM on 03/05/2008

My wife could very well have been an author but she chose to use her Bachelor's, two Masters, and PhD. to more humanitarian uses. What she's doing with me I have no idea.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:02 AM on 03/06/2008

So they DO read my letters... I was wondering. 5 a day for several months....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:03 PM on 03/05/2008

He's so harmless, and he's hilarious. I've seen him give an interview hungover, and he still out argues his opponents.

Why take him so seriously? He's just a bitter, very amusing athiest.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:21 PM on 03/05/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

He is a sort-of Richard Burton of the intellectual class.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:39 PM on 03/05/2008
- Katboy I'm a Fan of Katboy 6 fans permalink

The 'atheist' part makes him someone to not take seriously?

Real rational.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:00 AM on 03/06/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

Is rationality the ultimate value?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:36 PM on 03/06/2008
- Dendroica I'm a Fan of Dendroica 30 fans permalink

Hitch is absolutely brilliant, and he is absolutely horrible.

No man that smart can be that stupid.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:20 PM on 03/05/2008
- realpolitic I'm a Fan of realpolitic 159 fans permalink

So true, he justifies stupid positions with brilliant reasoning and wonderful imagery.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:40 PM on 03/05/2008
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I am embarassed to admit I was once a huge fan of Hitch.

Now I think he's just spoiling for a fight with anyone and everyone. His candidate is out of the race now -- Giuliani -- so I suppose he's for McCain now.

Zombies? Did he say the Clintons made him think of zombies? But he's all for Giuliani being POTUS? I just don't get him any more.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:48 PM on 03/05/2008
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