A Match Made In Heaven: Ann Coulter Attends D.C. Event As Bob Novak's Date

Huffington Post   |  Rachel Sklar   |   March 10, 2008 06:42 PM



The annual Gridiron dinner occurred this past weekend in Washington D.C., and while the main focus was on the entertainment, here's a tidbit we were struck by in the Washington Post's "Reliable Source" column: Ann Coulter attended the event with Bob Novak -- as his date. The Prince and Princess of Darkness? Sounds like a match!

No word on whether the couple was espied holding hands, or gazing into each others' eyes, or making a mad dash for the backseat of a cab. So, you'll just have to use your imagination.


 

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They are certainly Far Right for Each Other.

O The Humanity!

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favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 06:07 PM on 03/12/2008

I can't help but wonder if ol' Bob scored at the end of the night. Vomits at the thought.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:35 PM on 03/12/2008

This was a match of convenience. Their caskets are side by side in the same cemetery and with gas prices so high....

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:04 AM on 03/12/2008

Coulter and Novak together. Boy, that's a real Vomitfest.
I suppose Novak is still masquerading as an 'unbiased journalist' too, huh?

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:02 AM on 03/12/2008

I wonder if coulter swallows or spits...

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 09:22 AM on 03/12/2008

And here I used to think that the ugliest couple in Washington was James Carville and Mary Matlin - look out James, you two have competition.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:51 AM on 03/12/2008

Lord a mighty but if there was ever an "Ewwww" moment that had to be it.

Funny but I didn't think Bob went for that sort of thing. mAnn Coultergeist has such an obvious adam's apple and seems too have a man's wrist along with of course a complete disdain for real women, well it just sort of makes you wonder about bob and his uh....."taste"?

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:50 AM on 03/12/2008

Go for it Ann. Hop on and enjoy the ride.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:36 AM on 03/12/2008

They probably spent the evening looking for each other's "liberal" flaws, to make the event seem more worthwhile than it really was.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:47 AM on 03/12/2008

I'd rather be in Spitzer's shoes than Novak's.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:23 AM on 03/12/2008

Prom night at the School for the Undead!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:21 PM on 03/11/2008

PLEASE,PLEASE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND ANN COULTER ,ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!,she is not a witch,she is not evil,she is simply a NAZI,there were millions of her in europe years ago,as a artist,i find her look frightenly like frau goebbles,the "minister of propoganda" joseph goebbles wife when young was a "coulter" look alike,she EMBODIES the aryan germanic woman,thin,tall,blonde,severe,and cruel.she can't help it,i believe reincarnation CERTAINLY IS POSSIBLE,and she cannot help herself,she is nazi,plain and simple.so stop calling her other names,she is a aryan fascist.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:20 PM on 03/11/2008

Ann Coulter dating Bob Novak? Thank God. Finally something that makes the thought of Eliot Spitzer diddling a hooker seem not so nauseating.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:09 PM on 03/11/2008

Imagine the demon spawn these two could procreate? Yikes!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:26 PM on 03/11/2008

These two sicken me... they deserve each other.. yuck!!!!!!!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 09:50 PM on 03/11/2008

You stole my thunder!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:42 PM on 03/11/2008

Hey, EHarmony.com does work see! This is a match made in heaven!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 09:45 PM on 03/11/2008

Dating Ann, I didn't know Novak is gay. In the picture above he looks like he has been embalmed. ugh.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:14 PM on 03/11/2008

Well, at least now we know they're not the same person.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 07:01 PM on 03/11/2008

Icky!!!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 06:57 PM on 03/11/2008

This reminds me of something an old friend used to say:

"I am so happy that the two of you have found each other.

Now you both can leave the rest of the world alone. "

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 06:11 PM on 03/11/2008

Novacula and the Bride of Frankenstein's Brother, what a combo, Satan is waiting for the anit Christ to be born.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 05:45 PM on 03/11/2008

Gosh! What a couple! That Ann's so hot! And, look how dashing that Bob is! Bet the ladies are all just swooning over him! America's couple, I tell ya'!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 05:39 PM on 03/11/2008

Of course these two went to the dinner together -- their favorite food was on the menu: babies and puppies.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 05:23 PM on 03/11/2008

The couple arrived at the event in a molten carriage, drawn by the Four Horses of the Apocalypse.

It was lovely. The two lovebirds (love-buzzards, more specifically) perched side-by-side at their table, dinning on raw carrion (with a vegetable medley) and a half-carafe of the blood of innocents prior to the show.

Afterwards, the craven couple retired to their sulfurous grotto for an evening of coarse, rasping, orgiastic copulation.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 05:03 PM on 03/11/2008

Soooooo...She couldn't find a live date and he couldn't find a woman. Sad.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 04:24 PM on 03/11/2008
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