Eliot Spitzer Thought Process Flowchart

What's the public and media to do after Gov. Eliot Spitzer was caught up in a sex and prostitution scandal? Pass around Spitzer jokes and make copious what-was-he-thinking comments around the water cooler, of course.

So let's see if we get this straight: A balding, rather dorky-looking governor who ran in 2006 on a platform of "cleaning up" politics has been caught texting a high-priced hooker service, employing prostitutes for the past six months?

Read the whole story here.

Comments

[leonidasofsparta]

Silda's not jewish, she's a baptist.

[NelsonJ]

This article, the flowsheet, is racist crap that assumes Kristen is a 'shiksha' without evidence and that (it's OK or fun for the Jew guy to dick her). If you look at Kirstens's 3 side-by-side pictures, she looks Jewish. Other readers noted she has a 'different' nose in each. You seem to have uneven standards for censorship.

[NelsonJ]

This flow chart is not funny. And, as well, this was not about 'shiksa' sex - smart ass. Go look at Kirsten's pictures. She has a wonderful Jewish face. She looks just like a Jewish girlfriend from many years ago in my past - bless her heart.

[ornery]

Well, at least give him credit for paying for it out of his own money, rather than putting the bimbo on the government payroll like McGreevy or Clinton.

What they did was much worse because bimbos had access to privileged information but Gov. Spritzinator at least apparently kept business separate and apart from pleasure--apparently cities apart.

[BeyondGoodAndEvil]

His thinking is fellatious.

[BeyondGoodAndEvil]

Hilarious flow chart thought bubbles.

[Neocon187]

He was performing his own "hands on" safe sex study.