Looks like a woman's backside with healthy junk in the trunk. hehe.... Yeah, whatever. Still looks like a rocketship. Where was this woman's head at?

What, pray tell, is a "mans private area"??? Is that the basement? the den? the corner of the garage with the workbench?

Well crap! There's your problem! Don't shop at Walmart! How dense is that woman.

If you pause and look at her receipt it seems like most of the stuff she buys is penis-shaped;

Mountain Dew
Candy Pops - what do these teach???
Fruit punch
V-8 Juice
Bar Soap

And to add some nutrition she purchased three boxes of pot-tarts, pillsbury cake mix, chocolate syrup, vegetable oil, a larger pair of pants for the future Junior Ms. Bovine Kentucky.

But at least the little tyke will be shielded from the weiner-shaped straws.

What's next for this courageous moral watch-person? Bananas, hot dogs and cucumbers???

Leave it to the repressed bible belt to see a penis lurking everywhere......come on folks

porno straw in KY? Shit, you can't make up titles like that! LOL

We're at war, in a recession, NCLB is leaving millions of kids behind, people are losing their homes, millions of people have no health insurance and limited access to health care, college costs are sky rocketing, soldiers are coming home wounded and a broken VA system can't handle their needs...and this woman gets airtime for a perceived penis in a couple pieces of plastic? Oh what a strange world we live in.

A liberal's pointed little head?

So THAT'S what Bill Murray's been doing! Anchoring a random local tv news show

or its media outlets.

You'll never go broke underestimating the stupidity of the American public.

I can't decide if they look more like Cheney or Rumsfeld.

That dingy broad ought to get her church group together to boycott and picket Mall-Wart for selling 'Satanic' Phallic Fun Straws!

And another thing, Fun Straws? That sounds like something George Bush would use for his Bolivian Marching Powder!

"return it for a refund"

are you freakin crazy... i'm gonna keep it to prove to the people at ma church that i'm the keeper of all thangs good...

like st peter.

why do the same people who see jesus in pizza slices, floor tiles, windows with layer separation issues and dicks everywhere sre the same ones who have an alien abduction from a trailer park ???

really, if i saw a sex organ in every every day object i would be freakin crazy too.

It's KENTUCKY, folks. Were you expecting a Rhodes Scholar?

One of them is purple, after all. That damn Tinkey Winkey is at it again!!!!!

What a moron.

Maybe her husband or boyfriend is hung like a straw.