Pornographic Drinking Devices Are Last Straw For KY Mom

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First Posted: 03-19-08 11:34 AM   |   Updated: 03-28-08 05:12 AM

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This is simply the best thing we've seen all day:

What do you think the shape represents? A penis? Maybe a pear? Or perhaps a rocket ship? Share your ideas in the comments section below.

This is simply the best thing we've seen all day: What do you think the shape represents? A penis? Maybe a pear? Or perhaps a rocket ship? Share your ideas in the comments section be...
This is simply the best thing we've seen all day: What do you think the shape represents? A penis? Maybe a pear? Or perhaps a rocket ship? Share your ideas in the comments section be...
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Looks like a woman's backside with healthy junk in the trunk. hehe.... Yeah, whatever. Still looks like a rocketship. Where was this woman's head at?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:31 AM on 03/21/2008

What, pray tell, is a "mans private area"??? Is that the basement? the den? the corner of the garage with the workbench?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:10 PM on 03/20/2008

Well crap! There's your problem! Don't shop at Walmart! How dense is that woman.

If you pause and look at her receipt it seems like most of the stuff she buys is penis-shaped;

Mountain Dew
Candy Pops - what do these teach???
Fruit punch
V-8 Juice
Bar Soap

And to add some nutrition she purchased three boxes of pot-tarts, pillsbury cake mix, chocolate syrup, vegetable oil, a larger pair of pants for the future Junior Ms. Bovine Kentucky.

But at least the little tyke will be shielded from the weiner-shaped straws.

What's next for this courageous moral watch-person? Bananas, hot dogs and cucumbers???

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:07 PM on 03/20/2008

Leave it to the repressed bible belt to see a penis lurking everywhere­......come on folks

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:29 AM on 03/20/2008

its a very serious issue for them, some southern women after seeing anything that resembles a penis will lock themselves in the closet crying uncontrollably for hours :( those poor women, thanffully artificial insemenation exists for them so they never half to see those incredibly disturbing images.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:51 AM on 03/22/2008
- javaman I'm a Fan of javaman 5 fans permalink

porno straw in KY? Shit, you can't make up titles like that! LOL

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:21 AM on 03/20/2008

We're at war, in a recession, NCLB is leaving millions of kids behind, people are losing their homes, millions of people have no health insurance and limited access to health care, college costs are sky rocketing, soldiers are coming home wounded and a broken VA system can't handle their needs...and this woman gets airtime for a perceived penis in a couple pieces of plastic? Oh what a strange world we live in.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:06 AM on 03/20/2008

A liberal's pointed little head?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:08 AM on 03/20/2008
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So THAT'S what Bill Murray's been doing! Anchoring a random local tv news show

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:01 AM on 03/20/2008
- Blurp I'm a Fan of Blurp 10 fans permalink
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or its media outlets.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:14 AM on 03/20/2008
- Blurp I'm a Fan of Blurp 10 fans permalink
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You'll never go broke underestimating the stupidity of the American public.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:14 AM on 03/20/2008
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I can't decide if they look more like Cheney or Rumsfeld.

That dingy broad ought to get her church group together to boycott and picket Mall-Wart for selling 'Satanic' Phallic Fun Straws!

And another thing, Fun Straws? That sounds like something George Bush would use for his Bolivian Marching Powder!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:03 AM on 03/20/2008
- exile I'm a Fan of exile 6 fans permalink

"return it for a refund"

are you freakin crazy... i'm gonna keep it to prove to the people at ma church that i'm the keeper of all thangs good...

like st peter.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:13 PM on 03/19/2008
- exile I'm a Fan of exile 6 fans permalink

why do the same people who see jesus in pizza slices, floor tiles, windows with layer separation issues and dicks everywhere sre the same ones who have an alien abduction from a trailer park ???

really, if i saw a sex organ in every every day object i would be freakin crazy too.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:06 PM on 03/19/2008
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It's KENTUCKY, folks. Were you expecting a Rhodes Scholar?

One of them is purple, after all. That damn Tinkey Winkey is at it again!!!!!

What a moron.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:53 PM on 03/19/2008
- Quaoar I'm a Fan of Quaoar 28 fans permalink
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Maybe her husband or boyfriend is hung like a straw.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:36 PM on 03/19/2008
- jukesgrrl I'm a Fan of jukesgrrl 72 fans permalink
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Ha!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:47 AM on 03/20/2008
- USBrit I'm a Fan of USBrit 13 fans permalink

Sir or Madam, you take the prize you do. Best comment I've seen on this subject. Cheers.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:17 AM on 03/21/2008
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This caused me to do a spit-take with a mouthful of orange juice. Well worth it! Thanks.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:12 PM on 03/21/2008
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