Ellen Degeneres Deconstructs Chris Matthews' Dancing And Breast Grab

Very cute, Ellen. That good ole 1-2 punch. But your left hand, your left hand -- was it headed for a retaliatory grab? I guess we'll never know since he tossed you aside before you completed your move, will we? He musta' seen it comin'!

Great segment!

Chris Matthews is such a stupid douche. I loved watching Jon Stewart just RIP HIM APART on the Daly Show.

HA! In your face, Matthews!

Go,Ellen! Go,Ellen! Go,Ellen!

Question for Chris Matthews:

Was it a hard ball?

Wow, so many takes, so many agendas. Everyone from homophobes to angry gays, to Mathews haters. Everyone seems certain that it validates their preconceptions.
IMO you're making too much of this folks.
Why not give the benefit of the doubt?
How about seeing it as an awkward accident ?

I guess Chris Matthews must be a hard core Trekkie. Why do I say this? There's a famous blooper real from the original Star Trek series and there is a clip where the actors pretend the ship is being rocked back and forth by explosions. Dr. McCoy (Deforest Kelley) and Nurse Chapel (Majel Barrett) are in the sick bay going back and forth. He does the same breast grab from behind that Chris does. See it for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZAkGfJY05k It's at 1:34 in the clip.

Hey, Tina Fey, listen up! Now THAT was funny!!!!

silly. It was an accident. People can do nothing anymore without receiving over the top amounts of criticism.

I was pretty uncomfortable the first time I saw it. Matthews is just as graceful cutting the rug as he is behind the desk.

Hate that tool.

Ellen's metamorphosis into a 16-year-old boy proceeds nicely, though.

Lezzy's dont have breast...just a fat chest.

Ellen might be wondering right now if 'bi' might be something to look into.

A number of years ago, I was hiking with a young woman up a very steep ascent, she lost her
balance, and I instantly steadied her, to keep her from falling. She accused me of copping a
feel, when my only concern was to keep her from what could have been a really nasty spill. I do
think, after seeing the videos of the event, that all Chris Mathews was doing, was trying to avoid
a fall. Sometimes, hands don't land on the best spots, when one is instantly reacting. I think
both Hardball and the Degeneres show have made light of an incident, that we should laugh at.

For god sake, the woman is a Dyke. Grabbing her breast is not sexual for either him or her. If he wanted to cop a feel he certainly would not waste his time trying to do her. That woman is creepy. I would not like to be left in a closed room or in a dark alley with her around. Yech!!!!

Thank you Chris and Ellen -- I don't know when I've laughed so hard.

Eeeeeeeew. If it had happened to me, I would have probably scrubbed my right breast with acetone... This guy is a true pig, it's not the first time he acts like one.

Don't flatter yourself Ellen. That's no grab. Let's not pretend the nipple was really involved.

A howeling hoot my sister!

Chris Matthews is one of those folks that shames his mother and his dog, ... and swears them both to secrecy. Philadelphia has a bench warrant out on his sorry ass for being a perverted son of brotherly love. What a dingly dongle piece of shit he seems to love to become when he gets out of his cage, eh?

Invite Rachel Maddow or me, or my sister next time. Chris is a simpleton perv from a bad neighborhood that we should have told you about long ago. The Chamber of Commerce is correcting any misimpressions he might have left on your breasts, ... I mean on your mind, about the way Philadelphia FEELS about you. Shit, ... can't quite get it right!

Can't we just send you a cheese steak or soft pretzel to make it up to you? For now, ... if it is okay with you, ... we have some of our boys in 30th Street Station watching out for his sorry ass for bein' so rude and ungracious to you, ... 'Zat okay:?

Come' on, Ellen, ... you gotta understan' what it means to Philly when a gal like yerself trashes us jus' cuz a groper like Matthews cums on ya show and makes a fool of hisself. We got a million like him in every bar from da Schulkill to da Delaware, ... and women are payin' covers to get dat kinda treatment, ... even durin' Holy Week, ... well maybe they don't care for it dat much.

Hey look, ... been great to talk to ya', ... "stay in touch", ... no offense intended, ...

Love ya babes,
Gumba Da Bush!

Ellen will probably do Chris Matthews tomorrow too.

Note to dorky, creepy old white guys (are you listening, Karl Rove?): STOP TRYING TO ACT COOL! You are not fooling or impressing anyone. If you know you can't dance, don't attempt it, please! You make a fool of yourself and you nauseate the rest of us.

I remember when there used to be a thing called dignity in this country. I miss that.

Ellen's the best!! So down to earth.

When she replays at the end by removing the context and other parts, Chris Matthews turns out to be saying he plans to rape her , "I''m gonna do Ellen Degeneres tomorrow." This is a subtle jab at how Right Wing media twisted Wright's speech.

When was the last time Chris Matthews danced? 30 years ago?

Nice to see him on the receiving end.

Ellen will have dinner on this clip for a long time. Bet it recurs on her show for quite a while.

Very Funny...
I hope he learn something from this, If you can't dance don't try

LOL

He looks like such a libertine in that freeze frame