04/01/2008 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

It's Hot, It's Accurate, It's Eliot Spitzer Erotic Fiction

This weekend saw even more people coming out of the woodwork to offer up details on former Governor Spitzer's red-light appetites. A Brazilian madam who procured girls for Spitzer before her prostitution ring was busted in 2006 claims the former Governor was a voyeur who liked to watch couples go at it. And a GOP operative reportedly tipped off the Feds last year about Spitzer's hooker fancy, claiming in his letter that during one encounter with a prostitute Spitzer allegedly did not remove his "mid-calf-length black socks" during the act.

With so many details coming to light, it can be hard for the average American to keep track of the turn-ons and turn-offs of their favorite former governor. So 23/6 has adapted the facts of the situation into an easy-to-digest and quite steamy piece of erotic fiction for your onanistic edification: