Videos: Jesus Found In The Darnedest Places

Videos: Jesus Found In The Darnedest Places

Huffington Post   |  Anya Strzemien   |   March 26, 2008 04:39 PM


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Easter must be in the air because this week people are spotting Jesus here, there and everywhere!


In Cheetos...


In shower mildew...


And even in a non-Christian's bedroom window...


Tell us in comments: have you seen Jesus? Where?



 
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- magneato I'm a Fan of magneato 4 fans permalink
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The cheeto looks more like The Dude from Big Lebowski.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:33 PM on 03/30/2008

pour some milk on it and eat the dam Cheto.....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:51 AM on 03/30/2008

Mmmmmm....­..Jeez-tos­. Now with 50% more cheese!

That's some tasty lamb of god!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:43 AM on 03/28/2008
- Marichu I'm a Fan of Marichu 16 fans permalink
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I looked at the Cheerios for a few seconds and all I saw was a clump of Cheerios (I've never seen or met Jesus Christ so therefore I have no point of reference as to his appearance for a comparison). Maybe it's similar to art-- interpretive. While one person sees what he/she believes to be the image of Jesus, another just sees the object. A lack of imagination must be my problem.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:08 PM on 03/27/2008
- Marichu I'm a Fan of Marichu 16 fans permalink
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Well, hell and damnation, it wasn't even a clump of Cheerios it was a Cheeto. If I didn't even recognize the food source I'll never see a Christ-like figure in food! In my defense, I have to say that I quickly viewed the item and did not spend enough time studying it. Mea Culpa.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:01 PM on 03/27/2008

C'mon folks, August is supposed to be Silly Season!

Seriously, hasn't it occurred to these "deity spotters" that there's a face in every knothole for the very good reason that humans are genetically programmed to see faces? A normal newborn will fix on a face, mother or not, and track it (as well as newborn neck and eye muscles can track anything, that is). I see many more "faces" every day than I do people.

I submit that the cheeto in question looks much more like Capt. Jean-Luc Pikard, after the Borg got through with him, than it does a certain imaginary deity.

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stop watching tv. it rots your brain.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:58 PM on 03/27/2008
- hartkid I'm a Fan of hartkid 15 fans permalink

It ain't easy being Jesusy.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:17 PM on 03/27/2008

In September 2000, there was another one of these things in Perth Amboy, New Jersey. Living about 12 or so miles away, this was an opportunity not to be missed. A woman had looked up at her window one day and saw Mary and the baby Jesus. What I saw were two blobby looking things in the window, much like oil in water. People were allowed upstairs to pray at the window, holding rosaries, candles, etc. I'm going to pass this up? When I got a closer look, I sould see that the window was made from two panes of glass with a plastic middle. The outside pane had a small pin-hole with several cracks from it. It appears that the images were created by the distortion of the plastic due to the warm and humid conditions. This whole spectacle created quite a crowd, but Perth Amboy eventually returned to normal.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:06 PM on 03/27/2008
- Whinger I'm a Fan of Whinger 46 fans permalink
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All the more miraculous when you consider no mortal knows what he looked like.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:23 PM on 03/27/2008
- OttoMann I'm a Fan of OttoMann 5 fans permalink

It's only a matter of time before someone finds: a skid mark in the shape of Jesus!

The funniest part of all this nonsense is, you see what resembles a human face, with a beard. Why is it Jesus? It could just as well be, say, Bin Laden. Or just some scummy homeless dude. Hey, I just saw the face of a crusty old prospector in the tissue after I blew my nose. What, you say that's Jesus?? Hey, you're right -- alert the media! Praise allah....I mean, ummm, Jesus.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:08 PM on 03/27/2008

What a bunch of rubes. When you've been trained from childhood to believe fairy tales, it's not surprising what your adult mind can force you to see.

Of course, apophenia is just satan's explanation for these experiences, right?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:13 AM on 03/27/2008

absolutely pathetic, people don't even know what jesus looked like and their claiming they can see his graven image. I'm just blown away by the pure stupidity of some people.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:30 AM on 03/27/2008

I'm surprised this one wasn't mentioned:
http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=1989

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:55 AM on 03/27/2008

Me thinks even Jesus would have a hard time believing some of these people. My neighbor said he saw the spitting image of Dick Cheney laying in the pile of crap in his tolilet. Guess anything's possible.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:35 AM on 03/27/2008

When does religious tolerance cross the line into allowing being who are delusional to run around espousing their insanity. I like what the Communists did years ago in Russia- gather them up and send them to re-education camps. Also, this country needs more Science instead of more churches.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:10 AM on 03/27/2008
- chendri887 I'm a Fan of chendri887 24 fans permalink
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We are all baggage-filled tools led around blindly by our assumptions about reality and the world.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:48 PM on 03/26/2008
- dsm I'm a Fan of dsm 3 fans permalink

Why people believe strange things
http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/22

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:54 PM on 03/26/2008
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