Videos: Jesus Found In The Darnedest Places

Easter must be in the air because this week people are spotting Jesus here, there and everywhere!

In Cheetos...

In shower mildew...

And even in a non-Christian's bedroom window...

Tell us in comments: have you seen Jesus? Where?

Comments

[magneato]

The cheeto looks more like The Dude from Big Lebowski.

[SlippingInTheDip]

pour some milk on it and eat the dam Cheto.....

[tombollocks]

Mmmmmm....­..Jeez-tos­. Now with 50% more cheese!

That's some tasty lamb of god!

[Marichu]

I looked at the Cheerios for a few seconds and all I saw was a clump of Cheerios (I've never seen or met Jesus Christ so therefore I have no point of reference as to his appearance for a comparison). Maybe it's similar to art-- interpretive. While one person sees what he/she believes to be the image of Jesus, another just sees the object. A lack of imagination must be my problem.

[Marichu]

Well, hell and damnation, it wasn't even a clump of Cheerios it was a Cheeto. If I didn't even recognize the food source I'll never see a Christ-like figure in food! In my defense, I have to say that I quickly viewed the item and did not spend enough time studying it. Mea Culpa.

[LightningJoe]

C'mon folks, August is supposed to be Silly Season!

Seriously, hasn't it occurred to these "deity spotters" that there's a face in every knothole for the very good reason that humans are genetically programmed to see faces? A normal newborn will fix on a face, mother or not, and track it (as well as newborn neck and eye muscles can track anything, that is). I see many more "faces" every day than I do people.

I submit that the cheeto in question looks much more like Capt. Jean-Luc Pikard, after the Borg got through with him, than it does a certain imaginary deity.

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stop watching tv. it rots your brain.

[hartkid]

It ain't easy being Jesusy.

[lanceomatic]

In September 2000, there was another one of these things in Perth Amboy, New Jersey. Living about 12 or so miles away, this was an opportunity not to be missed. A woman had looked up at her window one day and saw Mary and the baby Jesus. What I saw were two blobby looking things in the window, much like oil in water. People were allowed upstairs to pray at the window, holding rosaries, candles, etc. I'm going to pass this up? When I got a closer look, I sould see that the window was made from two panes of glass with a plastic middle. The outside pane had a small pin-hole with several cracks from it. It appears that the images were created by the distortion of the plastic due to the warm and humid conditions. This whole spectacle created quite a crowd, but Perth Amboy eventually returned to normal.

[Whinger]

All the more miraculous when you consider no mortal knows what he looked like.

[OttoMann]

It's only a matter of time before someone finds: a skid mark in the shape of Jesus!

The funniest part of all this nonsense is, you see what resembles a human face, with a beard. Why is it Jesus? It could just as well be, say, Bin Laden. Or just some scummy homeless dude. Hey, I just saw the face of a crusty old prospector in the tissue after I blew my nose. What, you say that's Jesus?? Hey, you're right -- alert the media! Praise allah....I mean, ummm, Jesus.

[AaronStarr]

What a bunch of rubes. When you've been trained from childhood to believe fairy tales, it's not surprising what your adult mind can force you to see.

Of course, apophenia is just satan's explanation for these experiences, right?

[desthmoneses]

absolutely pathetic, people don't even know what jesus looked like and their claiming they can see his graven image. I'm just blown away by the pure stupidity of some people.

[ccrevival]

I'm surprised this one wasn't mentioned:
http://thegrumpiest.com/?p=1989

[outsurgency]

Me thinks even Jesus would have a hard time believing some of these people. My neighbor said he saw the spitting image of Dick Cheney laying in the pile of crap in his tolilet. Guess anything's possible.

[doctorzuma]

When does religious tolerance cross the line into allowing being who are delusional to run around espousing their insanity. I like what the Communists did years ago in Russia- gather them up and send them to re-education camps. Also, this country needs more Science instead of more churches.

[chendri887]

We are all baggage-filled tools led around blindly by our assumptions about reality and the world.

[dsm]

Why people believe strange things
http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/id/22