Roseanne: I "Had Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery"

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First Posted: 04-10-08 09:48 AM   |   Updated: 04-18-08 05:12 AM

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Comedian Roseanne Barr talked to Craig Ferguson Wednesday night and claimed to have had vaginal rejuvenation. Talking about how she's single, Roseanne told the "Late, Late Show" host, "I went and had vaginal rejuvenation surgery. No, I did! And now I have a va-junior. And I'm not afraid to use it."

Watch her tell about the surgery while Craig tries to keep it together.

True or just part of her stand-up routine? It's unclear. But, she still knows how to shock and make an audience laugh.

Comedian Roseanne Barr talked to Craig Ferguson Wednesday night and claimed to have had vaginal rejuvenation. Talking about how she's single, Roseanne told the "Late, Late Show" host, "I went and had ...
Comedian Roseanne Barr talked to Craig Ferguson Wednesday night and claimed to have had vaginal rejuvenation. Talking about how she's single, Roseanne told the "Late, Late Show" host, "I went and had ...
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So many nasty comments. I'm sure that was a joke. In any case, all I can say is "OUCH"!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:18 PM on 04/14/2008

excuse me while I vomit. I don't think anybody's worked that worn out snatch since Tom Arnold fingered his way to fame in the 90s

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:52 AM on 04/14/2008

She got outfisted

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:46 AM on 04/14/2008

I got three letters...TMI! I so did not need to know this. Excuse me while I try to scrub this bit of trivia from my brain.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:12 PM on 04/13/2008
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Roseanne has lost the attention she once had. So she needs to divulge something that will shock us all. She is so very pathetic, and do people realize how stupid she is?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:00 PM on 04/13/2008

Actually, vaginal rejuvenation surgery is fairly common among affluent corporate executives and other professional males in mid-life.

It's a risky, but usually successful, two-step process: first, a spousectomy to remove the dejuvenated vagina. Next, the acquisition of a much younger, glamorous trophy vagina.

Newt Gingrich and none other than John "Maverick of the Living Dead" McCain are VRS survivors.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:15 PM on 04/13/2008
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Jeeze, Rosanne. Hearing about your rejuvenated vagina reminds me of the old joke about Australia, "Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there." Especially considering what's been coming out of her mouth of late. Sounds like it's coming out of that other orfice, down there!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:07 AM on 04/13/2008

This is obviously the rich, emotionally relevant feel good story that America has been hungering for all year. God bless you, Rosanne Barr. Our hopes and dreams are with you.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:11 AM on 04/13/2008
- WTFbush I'm a Fan of WTFbush 6 fans permalink

Wouldn't a Louisville Slugger been less expensive?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:45 AM on 04/13/2008
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Geeze Roseanne, thanks for sharing.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:54 PM on 04/12/2008
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I would think prior to surgery, it would be like opening the front door and screwing the front yard.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:00 AM on 04/12/2008
- bar1ed I'm a Fan of bar1ed 3 fans permalink

don't you just love the 1st amendment !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:31 AM on 04/12/2008
- vandegrasse I'm a Fan of vandegrasse 203 fans permalink
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I'm glad I'm a man. You don't see men getting penis rejuvenations!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:22 AM on 04/12/2008

Oh please....this is not what I come to Huff Post for...don't insult our intelligence with this kind of trash...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:46 PM on 04/11/2008
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you clicked on the headline, and even left a comment.
frown on yourself hypocrite

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:50 AM on 04/12/2008
- vandegrasse I'm a Fan of vandegrasse 203 fans permalink
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How is she a hypocrite? All disturbances in the American culture deserves investigating. Know your enemy. At least Christabelle is horrified at what she sees. You evidently like it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:21 AM on 04/12/2008

why all the hostility people?? she actually isn't that bad looking here...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:00 PM on 04/11/2008
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