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Roseanne: I "Had Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgery"

Huffington Post   |   April 10, 2008 09:48 AM

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Comedian Roseanne Barr talked to Craig Ferguson Wednesday night and claimed to have had vaginal rejuvenation. Talking about how she's single, Roseanne told the "Late, Late Show" host, "I went and had vaginal rejuvenation surgery. No, I did! And now I have a va-junior. And I'm not afraid to use it."

Watch her tell about the surgery while Craig tries to keep it together.

True or just part of her stand-up routine? It's unclear. But, she still knows how to shock and make an audience laugh.


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So many nasty comments. I'm sure that was a joke. In any case, all I can say is "OUCH"!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:18 PM on 04/14/2008
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excuse me while I vomit. I don't think anybody's worked that worn out snatch since Tom Arnold fingered his way to fame in the 90s

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 10:52 AM on 04/14/2008
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She got outfisted

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:46 AM on 04/14/2008
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I got three letters...TMI! I so did not need to know this. Excuse me while I try to scrub this bit of trivia from my brain.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:12 PM on 04/13/2008
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Roseanne has lost the attention she once had. So she needs to divulge something that will shock us all. She is so very pathetic, and do people realize how stupid she is?

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 06:00 PM on 04/13/2008
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Actually, vaginal rejuvenation surgery is fairly common among affluent corporate executives and other professional males in mid-life.

It's a risky, but usually successful, two-step process: first, a spousectomy to remove the dejuvenated vagina. Next, the acquisition of a much younger, glamorous trophy vagina.

Newt Gingrich and none other than John "Maverick of the Living Dead" McCain are VRS survivors.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:15 PM on 04/13/2008
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Jeeze, Rosanne. Hearing about your rejuvenated vagina reminds me of the old joke about Australia, "Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there." Especially considering what's been coming out of her mouth of late. Sounds like it's coming out of that other orfice, down there!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:07 AM on 04/13/2008
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This is obviously the rich, emotionally relevant feel good story that America has been hungering for all year. God bless you, Rosanne Barr. Our hopes and dreams are with you.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 07:11 AM on 04/13/2008
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Wouldn't a Louisville Slugger been less expensive?

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 12:45 AM on 04/13/2008
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Geeze Roseanne, thanks for sharing.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 06:54 PM on 04/12/2008
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I would think prior to surgery, it would be like opening the front door and screwing the front yard.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:00 AM on 04/12/2008
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don't you just love the 1st amendment !

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 09:31 AM on 04/12/2008
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I'm glad I'm a man. You don't see men getting penis rejuvenations!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:22 AM on 04/12/2008
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Oh please....this is not what I come to Huff Post for...don't insult our intelligence with this kind of trash...

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:46 PM on 04/11/2008
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you clicked on the headline, and even left a comment.
frown on yourself hypocrite

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:50 AM on 04/12/2008
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How is she a hypocrite? All disturbances in the American culture deserves investigating. Know your enemy. At least Christabelle is horrified at what she sees. You evidently like it.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:21 AM on 04/12/2008
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I like it too! What's the point of all that horror. It's just Roseanne having vajay-jay surgery!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:33 PM on 04/12/2008
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why all the hostility people?? she actually isn't that bad looking here...

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 11:00 PM on 04/11/2008
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I cannot think of anything more revolting.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 07:31 PM on 04/11/2008
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How about George Bush standing on top of the pile of rubble that was once The World Trade Center, and having the audacity to act like he had no idea it was going to happen. Then cried: "Wanted, Dead or Alive!" like a cowboy. Did they ever find that Osama guy? Get a grip....

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:24 PM on 04/11/2008
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i'm with you, Alvin. George Bush is a far larger obscenity than Roseanne.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:49 AM on 04/14/2008
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DO. NOT. WANT.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 04:56 PM on 04/11/2008
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THERE ARE SOMETHINGS I DO NOT WANT ON TV WHILE I AM EATING AND THERE ARE OTHERS LIKE THIS THAT I NEVER WANT ON TV. WHY IS HER IS SHE DISCUSSING HER PRIVATES AT ALL.

LOOK SHE IS LOW LAS TRASH, BUT EVEN FOR HER THIS IS AN NEW LOW!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 04:33 PM on 04/11/2008
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Hasn't she endorsed Hilary? Thanks God for that...

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:44 PM on 04/11/2008
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The only thing better would be if Bush endorsed her. Wait, Ann Coulter *did* endorse Hillary. Close enough!

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:56 PM on 04/14/2008
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Yes, she has. She is a loud mouth that speaks before thinking. Like Bill, she is the kind of friend you prefer to keep at arms length.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 05:14 PM on 04/11/2008
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Who do you pal around with? Find your circle small, do you? What happened, did Roseanne fire you?

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:21 PM on 04/11/2008
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okay, now THIS kind of story speaks volumes about what HuffPo is all qbout...unfortunately

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 07:52 AM on 04/11/2008
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So much for breakfast...

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 03:21 AM on 04/11/2008
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To much information Rose.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:56 AM on 04/11/2008
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Shame she didn't have her mouth sown shut while she was at it.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:54 AM on 04/11/2008
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This is not what I come to HuffPo for!
But yet I found myself drawn to it, the way that I react when I smell something off in the kitchen.
I've got to find that stink.

She probably riffing on a bladder tie-up. Pretty common for a woman her age and weight history.

BUT - THE BEST THING ABOUT THESE VIDEOS IS

They have google ads placed at the bottom. This one had two for gyn surgeons - one's only a few minutes from the airport! Bet that return flight's a pleasure.

Saw an official HRC google place ad on an Obama clip yesterday, followed by some bogus weight loss site.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 02:03 AM on 04/11/2008
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I hope it affects her political views. Hey, Roseanne: The blue collar advocate is Obama, not Clinton! Clinton is a faux feminist. How can you back her? Please do more research, because it's sad to see you embrace a Clinton when they care so little about voters.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 01:50 AM on 04/11/2008
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Second that

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 07:19 PM on 04/11/2008
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So fucking ridiculous. Even a Vagina joke by Roseanne has to be divided into Hillary and Obama camps.

favoriteFavorite Flag as abusive Posted 08:20 PM on 04/11/2008
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