Mitt Romney's Top Ten List For Dropping Out: "There Weren't As Many Osmonds As I Thought"

Mitt Romney's Top Ten List For Dropping Out: "There Weren't As Many Osmonds As I Thought"

Mitt Romney made a surprise cameo at Wednesday night's Radio & TV Correspondents' Dinner. Romney delivered a "Top Ten" list of reasons why he dropped out. You judge if these are legit reasons...

10. There weren't as many Osmonds as I thought.

9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.

8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn't want to miss the start of the varmint season.

7. There wasn't room for two Christian leaders.

6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.

5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.

4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.

3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie, and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.

2. Once my wife Ann realized I couldn't win, my fundraising dried up.

1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: "As Utah goes, so goes the nation."

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