Richard Quest Thought Process Flowchart

236.com:

This weekend, over-the-top British CNN business reporter Richard Quest was busted for loitering and drugs in New York's Central Park. Quest was found with a rope tied from his neck to his penis, a sex toy in his boot, and, as he helpfully told the police, meth in his pocket. He was arrested around 3:40 a.m., though Quest's lawyer said the high-volume correspondent didn't realize that the park had a curfew and that he was simply "returning to his hotel with friends." Sure, hon.

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Comments

[GiggidyGeshmoygen]

cnn's Dick Quest cruising central park at 3 in the morning, high on meth with a dildo in his boot and a rope tied around his nuts, obviously on a quest for dick

it is just amazing how such an obviously brilliant guy can do such an utterly stupid thing

[LeftLeanWing]

Richard Quest aka Dick Quest

What an unfortunate name to have after being caught cruising in Central Park

[hoopesaz]

Silly liberals!

[huffposeur]

let's pretend for a moment that this guy was on FOX instead of CNN. Would there really only be one comment here?

[brijit]

"What was he thinking?"

"Thinking" isn't a word I'd associate with a guy who "helpfully" tells the cops he has meth in his pocket.