7-Year-Old Car Thief: "It's Fun To Do Bad Things" (VIDEO)

Seven-year-old Latarian Milton decided to steal his grandma's Dodge Durango because he was "mad at [his]mom" and because it's "fun to do bad things." Along for the ride? His friend who "smokes with cigarettes".

It's not all fun and games for Latarian, though. While his punishment suggestion was "no video games for a whole weekend", according to CNN.com, he is also facing grand theft auto charges. Speaking of which, let's hope he doesn't get his hands on Grand Theft Auto IV, released today.

Comments

[marko77]

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!!! Because, aren't all this little psycho freak's future and present teachers going to have fun. And what's even more heartening, is all his sick and twisted behavior will probably be supported by this freak's parents or guardians.

[PhillyQuaker]

Ok readers! ideas on how to handle this kid include severe beatings, sending him to prison to be raped, and writing him off completely as a sociopath? Wow, aren't we compassionate!

Why doesn't this child think it's fun to do good things? What are some of the good things his community does that he can take part in...?

My idea of punishment - donate all the kids video games and play station to the Good Will. Every one of them. I bet he has no educational games, just gruesome games glorifying crime.

[marko77]

"My idea of punishment - donate all the kids video games and play station to the Good Will. Every one of them. I bet he has no educational games, just gruesome games glorifying crime." by PhillyQuaker

PhillyQ - forget about it, because this little psycho-freak just fire bombed the Good Will store and the Quaker Church on the corner.

[ARTSIIIe]

And we care about this kid why?
Lock him up in Juvinile Hall and be done with it, no one else is gonna punish him.
Next story.

[hereitis]

all of u people who think a good azz whoopin is wrong, how bout this . . . the next time some badass kid pulls some over-the-top prank, we can just send them to you and let you reason with a love it out of them. Whup that azz! (and then make him run some laps to get rid of some that butter and jelly).

[surfcitysteven]

I can't stand fat kids. Their parents spoil them and let them turn into little porkers and this is exactly how they act. Then they turn into fat spoiled adults like Cheney and Rove and Limbaugh. That fat little punk needs to go to fat camp.

[desertdweller]

It's fun to do bad things. Does this kid know Dick Cheney?

[MrVinegar]

"I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my fren"
Why does a seven year old child that can barely string a sentence together know what a hood rat is and what a hood rat does?

[kkuchenb]

Great. No conscience, no sense of right and wrong, ignoramus grammar, and fat as a pig. They ought to just preregister him at the county jail because that's where he'll end up. Grandmother has custody. That means mama is mostly likely a druggie. Where's dad? And grandmama drives a big ole gaz-guzzling SUV. I don't feel sorry for the family; they raised him that way. Videogames, lack of supervision, bad diet. So many things wrong with this picture I can't even stand it. They ought to start saving up for attorney's fees.

[SILVANUS]

I like it better when kids just did acid and stared at record cover art.
At least it was less violent. What progress and IPods have brought us.

[antaeus]

I feel really sorry for the kid's family. They're looking at some serious sociopathy ahead.

[Blurp]

Where's Art Linkletter? Kids DO say the darndest things!

[sjarodet]

Just my humble opinion ...

1. Whoop his azz.

2. Let him spend a few hours in a jail cell to see how much fun that would be.

Maybe; just maybe, he can be scared straight before he does something really stupid and ruin the rest of his life.

[Glowcy]

Naw, this one can't be scared straight because all the people he knows are in jail and jail would be a reunion.

Whooping that azz will get the whopper some jail time for child abuse.

You will just have wait for baby thug to be taken down in a drive by.

[ruffmama]

hilarious!

He wanted to do some hood rat stuff with his friend.

HAHAHHAHAAHAHA

[naughtygirl]

yes,I'm sure it's just side-splitting funny to all of the people who had their cars hit by him.Oh,and i bet the grandma is just doubled over with laughter at how her car looks now. Funny stuff.

[JuniorBug]

Lighten up, Francises. Kid Says Something Provocative When Adults Point Camera at Him. (Film at eleven.)

[brainlego]

Is this why Bush enjoys all the hard work? :)