05/14/2008 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Dickipedia: China

China is a dick country in East Asia, the third largest in dick area, and first in dick population.

It is important to note that not everyone who lives in China is a dick. However, even if the dick to non-dick ratio was a very conservative 1 in 1,000, that's still a million dicks, which is a whole lot of dick.

China is one of the world's oldest civilizations, dating back more than six millennia. It also boasts several of the world's tallest humans, both historically and living, including the 7 ft. 9 in. Sun Ming Ming, whose Discovery Channel special Anatomy of a Giant is just the type of crap that passes for educational television these days.


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