06/08/2008 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Field Guide To Your Local Screening Of "Sex And The City"

Unless you're lucky enough to be living in a big media void where you haven't spent the last month or so being assaulted on all fronts by big pink reminders of the imminent return of Carrie Bradshaw and her gang of estrogen-fueled friends, you probably know that the Sex and the City movie arrives in multiplexes this weekend, and you might even have already made plans to go see it. To better prepare you for this endeavor, I have prepared the following Field Guide cataloging the different species of people one can expect to encounter at opening-weekend screenings of the movie:

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