In his latest ad, Barack Obama spends thirty seconds talking about how he and Dick Lugar teamed up to keep nuclear material from falling into the hands of terrorists. But wouldn't it be a better story if Obama, after receiving advice from his ancestral spirits at his Fortress of Solitude, went around capturing the world's nuclear weapons in a net and hurled it into the Sun? And then later defeated Nuclear Man by pushing the moon in front of the sun, causing a solar eclipse?
No. No it wouldn't.
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