Lance Armstrong On Dating And Sex: "I Never Got Any Complaints"

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Men's Journal   |   September 4, 2008 01:36 PM


Champion cyclist, cancer fundraiser, father of three, and alpha bachelor Lance Armstrong is on the cover of the October Men's Journal and profiled in a lengthy piece by Vanessa Grigoriadis. After pages rehashing his history and detailing hanging out with Armstrong on LiveStrong Day as he jets around the country, the author finally gets to sex and dating. Armstrong last three girlfriends have publicly been Kate Hudson, Tory Burch and Sheryl Crow, to whom he was engaged. The article is not yet online, but Huffington Post typed in this excerpt:

These days he's unapologetic about his reputation in the tabloids as a pussy hound, linked to designer and socialite Tory Burch, Ashley Olsen (whom he denies dating), and, until recently, Kate Hudson. "I'm a 36-year-old single guy who is completely open and honest with every woman in my life," says Armstrong. "As long as you're honest, and no one's getting played or let down, then you're being fair."


Armstrong doesn't go on a lot of real dates. "I think it's hard for me, or for anyone in my position, to call someone up and say, 'Hey, can I take you on a date?'" he says. "It's never like that. I meet people casually, while hanging out with friends, so there's less pressure." Sex is something he enjoys, because he didn't get much of it on the Tour. "I had sex if I had the energy. I wasn't one of those guys who believed in the myths about the guy losing his chi," says Armstrong. "But the fact is that if you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You're just not. You have fatigue, low testosterone, and a lower libido." He grins. "But you know, I never got any complaints."

Armstrong retreats from questions about Hudson, whom he dated for a few months. "I made a mistake to let the public into my relationship with Sheryl, even though it didn't feel like a mistake at the time," he says. "It put a lot of pressure on the relationship, and I will never do it again." Some public outings can't be avoided, though. "When Tory had a show, I would go to the show; when Sheryl had a concert, I'd go to the concert; and if - uh - a new lady has a premiere, I might go to the premiere. I'm there as a supportive partner, that's my role. But sitting down and doing a bunch of photos, like I did with Sheryl, is just wrong, and I won't do that again."

It is hard to miss that most of these women are somewhat similar: down-to-earth blond lasses with Cheshire cat grins and small waistlines. Does he have a type?

"Everyone says that!" says Armstrong, moodily. "Everyone says I have a type! Of course I have a type. But doesn't everyone have a type? So shut up!"

Um, isn't that type a little like your mom?

"Now, hold on a minute there, " he says, laughing. "That's just gross."

Later, at his Texas mansion, he shows the reporter his bedroom and bathroom, which has an infinity bathtub:

A painting hangs over a stainless-steel bathtub in his bathroom. "Girls love that tub," he says, "They're always splashing around in it, and I've gotta be like, 'Hey, quit splashing the art!" (It's not immediately apparent if "girls" means his daughters or his lady friends.)

Champion cyclist, cancer fundraiser, father of three, and alpha bachelor Lance Armstrong is on the cover of the October Men's Journal and profiled in a lengthy piece by Vanessa Grigoriadis. After page...
Champion cyclist, cancer fundraiser, father of three, and alpha bachelor Lance Armstrong is on the cover of the October Men's Journal and profiled in a lengthy piece by Vanessa Grigoriadis. After page...
 
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Wow! Why all the hate for Lance?

I don't get it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:13 PM on 09/15/2008
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I've never understood the attraction to this man.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:07 PM on 09/09/2008
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Is the point of this story that having one ball is sufficient?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:49 PM on 09/07/2008
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Lance, did you watch Sheryl Crow on the final night of the Democratic convention ? Wasn`t she the show stopper ?
Oops ! Forgot you only watch Palin.
So , you don`t even know what you are missing, your loss.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:01 PM on 09/06/2008

what is the technical name for having only one ball? and I am not talking about soccer......

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:42 PM on 09/05/2008
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cad....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:58 PM on 09/06/2008

Out of balance.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:33 AM on 09/07/2008

hey lance ,cancer survivor ,you should be ashamed of the way ditched sheryl crow ,when she needed you most. take your prostetic testicals and ride off on your bike into the sunset with that commander guy decider .

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:47 PM on 09/05/2008


But didn't Sheryl Crowe went on a media blitz screaming "she was not dumped" by Armstrong ? That only made the public aware that she was sssssssssoooooo dumped !

Regardless, Armstrong is right - he is 35-year-old cad !

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:03 PM on 09/06/2008
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Lance, go ride your bicycle in traffic.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:37 PM on 09/05/2008
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He is short. You know how some women have different ages in the press. He has different heights.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 11:16 AM on 09/05/2008

lance, lance, lance....those women were being kind to you...after all....you are a uni-baller

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:41 AM on 09/05/2008
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water hog. pu****hound. "do you know who i am?"er...

what a pathetic sack of hydrogen.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/02/05/lance-armstrong-throws-a-_n_85054.html

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:32 AM on 09/05/2008

A UNIBALL WITH AN EGO.

And the painting over the tub? AWFUL!!!!

GET A DECORATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:01 AM on 09/05/2008

i smell a gig on 'dancing with the unemployed 'coming up. he can team up with heather mills

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:43 AM on 09/05/2008

Oh god Lance, do it again.

Please do the Tour De France, just one more time.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:26 AM on 09/05/2008

Wow, How about REAL MEN USE CONDOMS... then maybe these teen pregnancies would lighten up....

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:39 AM on 09/05/2008
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REAL men don't boast either! The bravado exhibited by Lance Armstrong is unfortunate. Being called a " pu*sy hound" and not being apologetic for that label doesn't fly with many women AND men as well.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:02 AM on 09/05/2008

I agree. I prefer to be referred to as a "c*ck smith," or just a "smithy." P-hound shows a real lack of class. I also believe the polite set are moving more toward "clam wrangler and/or digger" or "snake-river gorger." "Slunk Spelunker" is out of bounds still, however, and should not be used except perhaps in bowling facilities or sports bars.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 04:29 PM on 09/08/2008
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""But you know, I never got any complaints."

Only because they probably slept through the whole thing.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:00 AM on 09/05/2008
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